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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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MrsCs · 06/02/2015 20:24

If this post stays really still can the OP see it?

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:24

eatshit dont start the op badmouthing godzilla, my dd may be a dino freak but ds is a godzilla freak, even cries at the films if he thinks godzilla gets hurt!

TerryTheGreenHorse · 06/02/2015 20:24

I don't believe anyone on CAD is serious.

If they are serious the world has WAY worse problems than fictional beasties.

Some of them think that the fossils were planted by Satan to smoke out the atheists.

Although it's worth joining just for the picture of the atheist having a dry hump with a dinosaur, as spotted by a member who was allegedly on a "skiing for christ" trip.

Give me a T. rex any day of the week!

TheIncidentalGoat · 06/02/2015 20:24

But there's a dinosaur in Toy Story OP. He's good and brave. Is it all a lie?? I can't bear it.

lljkk · 06/02/2015 20:25

Quack Quack...

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:26

YOU ARE ALL BAD PARENTS!!!

Dr Carla has said so, so it must be true. Bit like the bible, really

Is Dr Carla in the bible?

(Am pretty sure OP, is having a larf but I fear Dr Carla may not be)

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:26

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monkeyfacegrace · 06/02/2015 20:26

I'm sad.

This has gone from a fucking hilarious thread to a debate on religion. Again.

And I'm a little scared that you have children too. Poor kids SadGrin

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2015 20:26

Elves and fairies are good-hearted
Elves aren't good, they're nasty amoral beings. (well, in my canon they are).

And why the dig sites are always in the middle of nowhere?
what, like Lyme Regis? Confused

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:26

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AllTheNamesIWantHaveGone · 06/02/2015 20:27

We've just decorated DS's room with dinosaur wallpaper. Shit !!!

TerryTheGreenHorse · 06/02/2015 20:27

You just as well go hang up a portrait of SATAN.

the child is dooooomed I tell you.

Sunnysideup5883 · 06/02/2015 20:27

If you are, you're not promoting your faith very well

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:27

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CaptainAnkles · 06/02/2015 20:27

I love this thread. Best thing I've read in ages.

Hedgehogging · 06/02/2015 20:27

Okay, we give up. This is an allegory, right? What does "dinosaur" actually stand for?.... Is it..... Jesus?
Dr ChristOnABike are you in on it?

GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 20:28

Narrow minded, bad parents Smile.

Dr Carla as a parent I beat myself up about a lot of things. I regularly think I could be a better mother. However not teaching my DD that dinosaurs are imaginary and evil is far, far down on my list of parenting fails.

blendedfamilygrinch · 06/02/2015 20:28

Don't think dinosaurs did bite people. Apart from in Jurassic park. Was there a Jurassic park 2?
misses point of the thread

DragonsDoHiccup · 06/02/2015 20:28

I want to know how Darwin's theory of evolution disproved dinosaurs. I thought the fossil evidence is what proved it?! Plus gave evidence for tectonic continental drift?

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:29

Fatty...my thoughts exactly!
"Sorry love, can't put the chips on, I might get my evil sinful monthly blood on them, and then where would we be? Hell, that's where. I'm off to sit in a darkened room. Ta ta"
Don't think he'd buy it tbh....

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:29

Ohh, though - perhaps Dr Carla is a popsock sockpop POPSOCKET!

Shock
ChicosGirl · 06/02/2015 20:29

No family values? The dad sacrificed himself for Patchi and Scowler

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:29

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psychomum5 · 06/02/2015 20:30

Please please tell me this is a Friday night wind up. I honestly question some forms of evolution if there really ARE people out there who believe this.

Hmm
TerryTheGreenHorse · 06/02/2015 20:30

Dragons, they are not REAL fossils.

Satan planted them. Because he is such a naughty boy.

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