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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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DioneTheDiabolist · 07/02/2015 02:44

I'm glad a PP cleared up the Pee Wee Herman myth.

EatShitDerek · 07/02/2015 02:47

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MinceSpy · 07/02/2015 03:01

Dinosaur is a Victorian word. Creationists prefer to call them dragons and they believe that remains found are thousands not millions of years old. The bible even mentions dragons.

CAD and 'Dr' Carla probably think the earth is flat.

Stratter5 · 07/02/2015 03:11

The earth is flat.

And I'm a fairy.

MinceSpy · 07/02/2015 04:15

No!!!! We might fall off the edge.

UnicornasoreAss · 07/02/2015 05:26

Awesome photos.
Derek! Can you find a picture of a dinosaur
And add
Dinosaurs are not wankers

Bangonthedoor · 07/02/2015 06:43

This thread is probably the best one I have ever read GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

UptheChimney · 07/02/2015 07:04

Please learn some science before trying to insult people who know what they're talking about

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

You owe me a new keyboard -- I've just spat coffee all over mine reading that.

OP you have children? It shouldn't be allowed to be as stupid as you are and reproduce.

OTOH, if you're trying out a new stand up routine -- well, it's working for me

Lweji · 07/02/2015 07:05

Im just thinking what baby jesus would do if he exsisted

It's highly likely that baby Jesus existed. Whether he was the son of God, or a prophet, or just your run of the mill deluded preacher is where people differ in opinion, mostly.

Or could he have been a hoax invented by a couple of con artists and maintained by a select few because the money turned out to be so good? also the people who were killed by the Romans weren't really, it was just David Copperfield staging an epic show

UptheChimney · 07/02/2015 07:10

Well, we should all think about "What would Jesus do?"

Lweji · 07/02/2015 07:14

Probably something like, he/she that is without doubt among you, let he/she first cast a dinosaur bone at her.

BigRedBall · 07/02/2015 07:23

I'm still laughing at "no family values" Grin...
Well this lot look quite loving and family orientated. See, dinosaurs CAN do families too!

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
ninetynineonehundred · 07/02/2015 07:28

Only just found this thread.
Apologies for the over punctuation but what???!!?

Nolim · 07/02/2015 07:29

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit.

Whaaaaaaat? Did i just read that?????? Hmm

DinoMight · 07/02/2015 07:30
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Fiderer · 07/02/2015 07:45

I thought this was Hully. The bestially-minded boy and the nose-dented girl etc. Can't be real, surely?

Lovely pics Grin

sosix · 07/02/2015 07:46

I'm trying to explain to ds age 2 why the non exsistent dog has just dug up his dino. I've told him not to cry, baby jesus wouldn't do that. He just said grrr not modelling jc but george pig Sad

Disclaimer, i am joking, i don't tell my ds liesHmm

FiloFunky · 07/02/2015 07:47

May i suggest this

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
sosix · 07/02/2015 07:49

Big, how did you get my families portrait? Shock well im having all my posts deleted, now im outed! Don't show the one of my kitchen.Wink

sosix · 07/02/2015 07:50

Loving the t-shirtGrin

fuzzpig · 07/02/2015 07:51

Since reading the OP I've had this song in my head

(NSFW)

fuzzpig · 07/02/2015 07:52

My DSS has a ninja version of that t-shirt :o

sosix · 07/02/2015 07:52

Ahem, can we not mention beastiality on a s a t u r d a y. Its not friday night!Shock

squizita · 07/02/2015 07:54

Jurassic Park shows family values. Mr T Rex trashes LA looking for her PFB.

The bigger question is as a feminist and a Christian can I let dd go to a butterfly house?
Because (1) metamorphosis ... 500 years ago they thought they appeared from dew and stuff ... but not only that (2) basically they are abandoned huge broods of babies, who grow up binge eating then have extensive cosmetic changes and starve themselves while going to elaborate lengths to shag and validate themselves - then leave their brood for the plant to raise. Shock (Joke by the way).

MmeMorrible · 07/02/2015 07:59

No, no, no - this can't be serious!! The OP reads like a spoof and the updates since have been escalatingly ludicrous.

But just in case there really are 'Christians against Dinosaurs' out there believing this horseshit, how do you explain whole dinosaur skeletons being found? Like this one in Argentina that is bigger than a 747 and took 4 years to excavate?? You think 'someone' built a whole Skelton weighing 65 tons & buried it whole?

Really?

www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2014/09/04/dinosaur-skeleton-discovered/15031803/

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