Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

"Mass Congeniality".... Tom Hanks and Stephen Fry head an all-star cast of people being terribly, terribly nice. It's just, you know, lovely.... really lovely.

These are hilarious! Love Dull Monty!

The Girl Who Licked The Hornets Nest

The Big Sheep - seriously, it's HUGE

The Goolies - a group of kids embark on a wild adventure after discovering a porn mag.

Psyche - Ant & Dec wreck the mike tenuous while battling murderous mother-fixated Norman Bates.

Bone with the Wind - errr...

Top Bum - much lusting after pilots.

Cassaplanka - top tips for scaffolders

The Third Map - spies lost in Vienna

The Hungover - Well erm... Some guys with a hangover....

"Slack Swan".... large white bird with no morals whatsoever

Lord of the Fries - biopic of Harry Ramsden

"How To Train Your Dralon"... upholstery tips for beginners

Citizen Bane - Batman's latest nemesis is really sorry and determined to be a good egg this time.

Racing Bull - De Niro tries an unorthodox route to winning the Grand National

Bone with the Wind - Clark Gable gets an embarrassing 'lob on' at the mkst inopportune times in just a gentle breeze

Lord of the Bings - woeful Friends spin-off to boost Matthew Perry's flagging career

Finding Memo - an office crisis averted

Tom Cruise films:

Cockfail.
The Color of Monet
The Lost Samurai
Pop Gun

(Apologies if some already done)

Minority Retort

Failure to Paunch - the heartbreaking story of a middle-aged man who feels increasingly isolated as, unlike his friends, he does not go bald and develop a beer belly.

Bridget Jones' Dairy - BJ is a dairymaid at a large "country seat" called Pemberley. Very similar to Fanny Hill she is becomes embroiled with her master, a certain Mr Darcey......

Star Bars, famous folk fight with extra long star bars (that nutty choc bar) as lightsabers

Roar Window, when man notices lions ouside his house

Ed Woad - eccentric film director paints himself blue and declares war on the English

"Jungle Boak"... Exotic creatures vom for the cameras

Paving Private Ryan - They never did find him, he was buried under the patio Brookside stylee!

Last Mango in Paris - a torrid tale of the search for exotic fruit.

Spud - runaway potatoes ....

Matrics .... A movie about Saffer children doing their 'A' level equivalents ...

Jedward Scissorhands

Sinking in the Rain - It's going to get wet. Very wet.

List in Translation - an MN habit of shopping list picking up goes to Tokyo!

The Jungle Bonk - 'nuf said