Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Eden Bake - young couple go on a romantic getaway, and bake lots of lovely pies

The Nitty Professor - the first week back at term brings unwelcome guests

Schindler's Last - try as he might he could not keep his egg on the spoon

"E.D.".... little alien in search of viagra

Argh...this is addictive (and I feel soooo immature but)

Scooby Poo
Reservoir Logs
The Parent Crap

Must grow up again before I collect the DCs after work!

at The Nitty Professor

Saturday Night Sever - a weekend of amputations

Two geeks notice - two geeky men obsess over one woman
Mangled - beautiful girl with long hair has a problem drying the washing

Twilight : New Goon. Gormless teenage girl falls in love with Spike Milligan

The Cole - Hopefully where Cheryl will live next

Rome alone - little boy accidentally left in Rome all alone

This is addictive.
Shindler's Lisp. A hero with a speech Impediment.

Gone with the Wand - The Ron and Hermione love story

"The Dull Monty"... WWII General's stamp collection

Slim dog millionnaire- a labrador's chance to win more biscuits.

Toy Tory - London is terrorised by David Cameron action figure

Get Him to the Creek. Tells of drug addicted rock star's amusing journey to appear on 90s tv show with Katie Holmes.

Yes, it is very addicitive

Allens - Sigourney Weaver battles against an army of men in cardigans.

Top Hun - Tom Cruise causes much swooning somewhere that must not be mentioned on a well know parenting forum.

Beauty and the Yeast - young girl dreams of moving out of the small town she lives in and of opening her own artisan bread shop. And she has an ongoing problem with thrush.

Allen - film about a bloke on a spaceship where there are no extra-terrestrial beings, pods, eggs, or much going on at all. Flopped at the box office.

The Drapes of Wrath - the day-to-day bitching and back-stabbing activities of a busy curtain shop in Preston.

Ben Her - sad tale of a roman slave who feels he is trapped in the wrong body - leading to an early (and extremely bloody) attempt at a sex-change op with no anaesthetic. (cert U)

King Pong - Tragi-comedy about a lonely monarch (played by Robbie Coltrane) who is ostracised by his people because of his personal freshness issues.

Withnail and U.
Rampant alcoholism drug abuse and squalor is not so funny now

One Fine Dap

Bridget Bones' diary

Raging Gull - angered by the persistent presence of birdwatchers, a seabird takes action to protect his privacy