Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

[oopslateagain]

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

Eden Bake - young couple go on a romantic getaway, and bake lots of lovely pies

[headfairy]

The Nitty Professor - the first week back at term brings unwelcome guests

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

Schindler's Last - try as he might he could not keep his egg on the spoon

[CogitoErgoSometimes]

"E.D.".... little alien in search of viagra

[wavesandsmiles]

Argh...this is addictive (and I feel soooo immature but)

Scooby Poo
Reservoir Logs
The Parent Crap

Must grow up again before I collect the DCs after work!

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

at The Nitty Professor

[ariadneoliver]

Saturday Night Sever - a weekend of amputations

[ontheedgeofwhatever]

Two geeks notice - two geeky men obsess over one woman
Mangled - beautiful girl with long hair has a problem drying the washing

[picnicbasketcase]

Twilight : New Goon. Gormless teenage girl falls in love with Spike Milligan

[TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat]

The Cole - Hopefully where Cheryl will live next

[lisaro]

This is addictive.
Shindler's Lisp. A hero with a speech Impediment.

[ontheedgeofwhatever]

Rome alone - little boy accidentally left in Rome all alone

[ElephantsCanCanCan]

Gone with the Wand - The Ron and Hermione love story

[CogitoErgoSometimes]

"The Dull Monty"... WWII General's stamp collection

[scurryfunge]

Slim dog millionnaire- a labrador's chance to win more biscuits.

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

Toy Tory - London is terrorised by David Cameron action figure

[picnicbasketcase]

Get Him to the Creek. Tells of drug addicted rock star's amusing journey to appear on 90s tv show with Katie Holmes.

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

Yes, it is very addicitive

Allens - Sigourney Weaver battles against an army of men in cardigans.

[fuzzysnout]

Top Hun - Tom Cruise causes much swooning somewhere that must not be mentioned on a well know parenting forum.

[picnicbasketcase]

Beauty and the Yeast - young girl dreams of moving out of the small town she lives in and of opening her own artisan bread shop. And she has an ongoing problem with thrush.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Allen - film about a bloke on a spaceship where there are no extra-terrestrial beings, pods, eggs, or much going on at all. Flopped at the box office.

The Drapes of Wrath - the day-to-day bitching and back-stabbing activities of a busy curtain shop in Preston.

Ben Her - sad tale of a roman slave who feels he is trapped in the wrong body - leading to an early (and extremely bloody) attempt at a sex-change op with no anaesthetic. (cert U)

King Pong - Tragi-comedy about a lonely monarch (played by Robbie Coltrane) who is ostracised by his people because of his personal freshness issues.

[24Hours]

Withnail and U.
Rampant alcoholism drug abuse and squalor is not so funny now

[TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat]

One Fine Dap

Bridget Bones' diary

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

Raging Gull - angered by the persistent presence of birdwatchers, a seabird takes action to protect his privacy