The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

::falls over:;

Not so hard!

Thanks for the cushion Bonkey!

They love us!!!

Do you think they want an encore?

::whispers::

Do we have one?

Hokey cokey?

Oh, can I join? I can't sing but does it really matter I can learn :)

all are welcome, Dizzy, although you missed the actual performance BUT please feel free to eat cake/drink gin/non-alcoholic beer and pull up a pew!

This is yours isn't it? Can we use it?

Chaos awoke in a fluster
To find someone had taken her toaster
IHaveYourToaster confessed
And off Chaos jets
Only to be taken asunder.

IHaveYourCauldron rubs her hands and cackles
Offering Chaos some tassels
But only if given biscuits
As requested.

But on her was the jest
When Mom Chaos did confess
That the toaster was with her
Fighting the weather
And making full English for all.

It all came to an end with Toaster's return
With glass raised in a cheer
And so we all learn
That to Mom Chaos
A mobile is something quite furrin...

TA DA!

And that really is all folks!

We hope you've enjoyed the show. Our encore song was written by Tee2072.

Dammit! I went to pick up the dog from the groomers and I've missed the show! Baby had it's ladybird costume on ready for the big finale and everything. Although I think the idea of being fired out of my fanjo during the finale has caused it to creep back up into my ribs and it won't be making an appearance any time soon.

That's ok OI you were still on the cast list & the DVD will shortly be available.

It seemed to be a hit. We had an encore.

I wrote that? I have no memory of writing that!!

That'll be the gin Tee

Maybe I could still do the Amazing Cannonball Ladybird Baby with Placenta Parachute act for the DVD bonus feature? Or maybe I should just join a circus?

Anyway, you guys were great! I'm very proud to have been a part of it.

I think it was you, Tee. Were you ScaredTEECat at the time of the toaster thread?

That would be perfect for the DVD bonus feature, OI!

OI That would be impressive!

My live birth thread is gonna be awesome!

The best live birth thread ever!

Are we going to start taking bets on when baby will get here?