The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

It might be I fell in love with the pattern --im more slummy mummy irl--

I had a lovely suade wallaboo xl bag, was gorgeous and perfect for two under two. Dp was forever putting it in stupid places and making me mad, it was a weekly, "why dp" row and he'd mutter sorry etc. Anyway, I lost a zip off of it, sent it back and got a brand new one I was going to put up for dc3, except we were visiting the ils for a few days and it was too useful to leave behind, so we had it packed with spare clothes/shoes (dds fecking converse) pjs cameras etc, everything for a long day out, get into sils and dp dumps it down on top of her hob!
Dd and dn aged 2 and 1 run through and obviously at some point switch the hob on, we remove them from kitchen and shut the door, then theres the smell... Which we sniff and ignore for too long. Then we see the smoke. By by bag, and contents, ruined sils hallogen hob. Dp you utter arse of a man! We all agreed, except him, it was a pretty unhygenic thing to do, my bag which goes in the car boot, toilet floors, hung near buggy wheels etc. He still stands by his actions.

*bye bye ofc not by by

Thanks for the coffee Empress

Sad story about your bag State,

Yes that was a rather stupid thing to do!

Remembers time I put the oven gloves on a cooling(still burning hot) hob and nearly burnt down the kitchen!

Well laptop us not fixed :( going to cost £50 all.in all. Won't get it back till weds :(

Oooh it luffly and snugly in the puddle today!

Everywhere else seems to be all shouty and horrid.

Enjoy your Nesquik state

And cold and wet. But it's all friendly and warm and snuggly in here.

Amen to that bonkey my blackberry has improved my mning a lot --it has spell check--

Aaaah I like the puddle.

Ooh fire!

Tis nice in here. Calm and cosy! :)

I wonder how OI's doing?

Has she not been back.since Baby Puddle was born?

Can I join in the snuggles please? I'm having a rubbish time. :(

I have mastitis, and a really badly cracked nipple with thrush in it. :( I have antibiotics and anti-fungal cream, and Ds2 has drops for thrush in his mouth. We're starting to feel better, but I've spent much of the last week in tears at the pain of trying to feed through my cracked and bleeding nipple, being really engorged, alternately dripping with sweat then violently shivering with cold, and utter exhaustion. :(

Oh, haha! Cross post!

Speak of the devil....

OI Lots.and lots of snuggles ! Sorry to hear your having a hard time :(

OI! Hello!

I'm sorry you're having such a rotten time but it's lovely to see you.

Tis for Zombie! Leave!!!

Who else isn't here? Tee and Brian. And DZH. Let's save them some too.

Congratulations OI!

I'm sorry to hear you are feeling so rotten, mastitis and thrush are so nasty. Do you have any Lansinoh cream for your nipples? It is amazing stuff and will really help with the pain. Paracetamol should also help your fever and the pain.

Morning all, Oi sorry your having such a hard time you poor love wishing you and your ds a speedy recovery. X

Has anyone else got this horrible cold? If so I'm making honey and lemon and I have lots of soft balm tissues and Day Nurse to share.

Zombie eats the delicious cake Bonkey left for her.

Makes Bonkey a lovely bacon sarnie to say thank you.

Also leaves a couple of paracetamol and a pint of water for her.

I've got a rotten cold empress I also have the pregnancy stuffy ness when the cold wears off. Tis annoying me.