The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

yay!! What are we singing for Christmas?

I am quite tempted, State!

Tee

Glaikit, we're planning a Nativity, starring State, her new baby (on arrival) and Bonkey's donkey.

Could I be a sheep please (always my best part at school)?

State Very subtle .

MNHQ should reward us all with our fabulousness with a box on chocolates and a bottle of naice wine each!

Its still.morning! If anything doesn't make sense ^ then that's why!

Of course you can be a sheep, Jammy.

Bonkey, why don't you report the thread to MNHQ and offer them a copy of the DVD?

Yeay

Hello.

Somebody take my laptop away from me please.

Or make me hide AIBU.

....cat shit/bat shit

Discissions of the day people!!!

Or even 'Discussions'

Whoop whoop!

Now, my signed (and worn) fluorescent lycra cycle shorts have gone to a good home. Who wants my sweaty body stocking from the Tango piece?

It will fetch, literally, pennies on eBay.

at Tee's dream! Did my baby come firing out? Or did it stay as firmly put as it is in real life? (6 days to due date!)

Discussions of the Day?

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Give Kniddy your bodytocking.

Nope, baby stayed put! I was standing in the wings waiting for my cue and you have me a cheeky grin over your shoulder as you kept kicking.

Discussion of the day! So HQ is aware of the thread...

HQ is aware...but no wine and chocolates ??

And they weren't in the audience either.

Someone needs to take them a DVD so they can appreciate it properly and see why we deserve wine and chocolates.

Can I be stand by angel in the nativity? I can also make sheep costumes from fleecey under sheets if you need one jammy!

So we need songs for donkeys, sheep and Mary and the baby cheeses. Can I do a version of oh holy night? Maybe oh trolly night?

Thank you Glaikit, that sounds lovely (and not too itchy, can't be doing itchy on stage).

Can I do an MN Baa Baa Black Sheep please?

Pimms? Oddbins?

I'd even let them have my wine

Baa baa MN Sheep
Have you any booze?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Our gin store is huge.

One cellar for Olivia
One for Justine
One each for both Helens
And the rest of the team.

Empress Your rather good!

Thanks Bonkey. I can't stop singing it now and I'm getting weird looks from DW and DD.

This must go in Classics!

All the songs will be lost otherwise :(