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The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

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EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 28/08/2012 14:26

Come in! Sit down! Have a Wine and the show will start soon!

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TheVermiciousKnid · 29/08/2012 14:56

I have missed it? :( But ... can't you just do it all again? Please?

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 29/08/2012 15:10

Oh go on then, for you....

Go back to the start of the thread and we'll rerun it from there.

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TallDwarf · 29/08/2012 15:28

Yay came in just in time for the rerun!

I've been giggling all day about that Sharon song but have no one to share it with :(

Tee2072 · 29/08/2012 15:33

I'm home now and can I just say...OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 29/08/2012 15:48

Oh Tee Sad

but it's all done now. Come and snuggle and have a Wine.

TallDwarf, come and have some Wine too. I'm glad I made you giggle all day Grin. Share it with us.

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flatbellyfella · 29/08/2012 15:51

Is it ok if I come on stage now, to mop up all that sweat & perspiration you girls have shed. Health & safety requires it be cleared up.

Tee2072 · 29/08/2012 16:00

Thank you Empress. My husband is bringing home a bottle of the real stuff!

It took ages even though the doctor was very very good, it still was not pleasant! As I said to my husband 'I am very aware right now that I have a uterus.'

Also, I was hoping my Mummy would be online so I could get some virtual sympathy, but no sign of her. pout

N.B. I'm 43. I still think I need my mummy!

ShirleyKnot · 29/08/2012 16:02

This was brilliant!

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 29/08/2012 16:20

Thank you Shirley Grin

Poor Tee. We'll look after you virtually until your DH gets back.

Thanks, flatbellyfella. [tips janitor]

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StateofConfusion · 29/08/2012 17:29
Tee2072 · 29/08/2012 17:43

Thanks guys. Just throwing some dinner together, getting A Small Boy? into bed and then am curling up under Slanket with a bottle of wine and watching Great British Bake Off from last night.

So no spoilers sweeties!

BonkeyMollocks · 29/08/2012 17:56

Suddenly I can't wait for Monday!
Ds is driving me LOOPY!!!!

PeggyCarter · 29/08/2012 18:06

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GlaikitFizzog · 29/08/2012 18:15

This is brilliant Puddlehumpers! Troll block tango :o

Can I join la la la la la la la mi mi mi mi mi mi mi

I have conducting experience and have my own tambourine

StateofConfusion · 29/08/2012 18:50

I love great british bake off, it is tarts week, some are amazing!!

Tee2072 · 29/08/2012 20:22

Aaaaaa it's not on.

::wails in distress::

BonkeyMollocks · 29/08/2012 20:30

< runs to top up Tee's Wine >

EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 29/08/2012 21:44

You can conduct the choir in the Christmas special, GlaikitFizzog Grin

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ObviouslyInvisible · 29/08/2012 21:51

Doesn't sound pleasant Tee. Here, try a cadbury's chocolate covered pretzel. I just discovered them yesterday. Bloody lovely. I may have accidently eaten a whole bag?

shaky · 29/08/2012 21:53

Aw don't dry tee, here, have some maltesers

shaky · 29/08/2012 21:53

Dry = cry, ffs

JammySplodger · 29/08/2012 22:17
EmpressOfTheSevenFlames · 29/08/2012 23:29

Welcome to the Puddle, Jammy, have some Wine and a DVD of the musical. I think we're just about cleared up now. We'll be starting rehearsals for the Christmas special next month if you're interested?

I've got an idea. What do people think about asking MNHQ (who did NOT come and see our show Angry to perform the Troll Block Tango for our DVD deluxe extra feature?

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StateofConfusion · 30/08/2012 01:50

I too am MOST disapointed at the lack of applause from HQ empress maybe we should all report op and ask for roundup? Big headed, maybe.

Tee2072 · 30/08/2012 06:50

Morning all.

I actually dreamt the musical last night. Including a very pregnant OI doing the cancan!!! Grin

Yes, very disappointed HQ hasn't been by to give us the accolades we so richly deserve.