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To throw water over a pigeon I've just spray painted?

207 replies

threeineachlobe · 04/05/2012 14:21

Stay with me.

Just started to spray paint a fence panel, must have startled poor pidge behind fence as it flapped up maniacally. I had a bit of a scream...whilst holding spray trigger.

Pidge is now half 'oak brown', sitting in tree. Can't quite tell if he's ok, not giving much away with facial expression.

Have googled "accidentally painted a pigeon" with disappointingly unresourceful results.

So, should i just chuck water at it & hope it comes off?? Turps would seem a little extreme.

OP posts:
SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 04/05/2012 14:34

Have googled "accidentally painted a pigeon" with disappointingly unresourceful results

This is the funniest statement I have read in ages.

Grin
ripsishere · 04/05/2012 14:34

I am sniggering, but lip curling too. I hate and fear birds in equal measure. I'd jsut wait for it to fall off its perch.

eurochick · 04/05/2012 14:35

At least it was brown paint. Imagine the embarrassment in pigeon land if it had been bright pink or something.

redexpat · 04/05/2012 14:35

Do you live on Pigeon Street?

LadyMontdore · 04/05/2012 14:35

I think the pigeon has had its first and last spray tan. Please don't take a pigeon to the vets, they are pests, and not worth spending money on. Could you put it out of i's (potential) misery somehow - boomerang?

Actually LOL'd at a thread for the first time ever! Thank you!

AmazingBouncingFerret · 04/05/2012 14:36

Well at least little Paul will be ok when it rains now...

AnAirOfHope · 04/05/2012 14:36

PMSL you should get a mn award for best thread title.

The poor bird might be thinking "what did i do? First paint and then water - she must be pigionist. Im going to tell my birdy mates about her"

i wouldnt hang the washing out for a week or two birds take a long time to get over things like this.

GinPalace · 04/05/2012 14:37

Bluerinse Grin

I feel guilty for finding this funny.

If you can't catch it though not much you can do - it may have helped rid the vermin pidge of a few fleas

AmazingBouncingFerret · 04/05/2012 14:37

He'll be the envy of all his pigeon friends.

Rindercella · 04/05/2012 14:37

I love threads like this on MN. Titles like "AIBU To throw water over a pigeon I've just spray painted", followed by Selyna's hilarious post are just priceless Grin

crowface · 04/05/2012 14:37

I wonder if this is what keeps happening to David Dickinson, there's not a tanning product on earth that could produced his rich mahogany tones.

Don't worry, it'll probably get a job presenting an antiques auctioning programme....

GinPalace · 04/05/2012 14:38

Stop! Stop! My sides are hurting!!!!

travellingwilbury · 04/05/2012 14:38

Nothing to add but Grin

idontbelieveanymore · 04/05/2012 14:38

You may find he will fly down and ask you to do the rest because the rest of his friends thought that is took years off him Grin

threeineachlobe · 04/05/2012 14:38

Still guilt-ridden, but love the fact he's got a name. Sorry Paul!

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Rindercella · 04/05/2012 14:40

"I wonder if this is what keeps happening to David Dickinson"

Christ, I'd do a fuck of a lot more that spray some paint over him if David Dickinson popped up from behind my garden fence! Shock

Petsinmypudenda · 04/05/2012 14:40

brilliant title OP

travellingwilbury · 04/05/2012 14:41

I keep thinking about poor Paul the pigeon in little paper pants Blush

I need help Grin

GinPalace · 04/05/2012 14:41

Oh Reeaally Rindercella !!

PandaWatch · 04/05/2012 14:42

Good job you don't live in Australia... link!

crowface · 04/05/2012 14:43

Rindercella Big grin:

Rindercella · 04/05/2012 14:43

Arf! I was thinking I would be thwacking him over the head rather than anything else Gin Grin

PandaWatch · 04/05/2012 14:44

To be fair though, if he managed to fly off, I'm sure he'll be fine. Plus he's now better camoflaged!

AmazingBouncingFerret · 04/05/2012 14:44

David dickinson's gonna get laaaaaid. Wink

BBisTitanium · 04/05/2012 14:44

I am actually about to do a laugh-wee! Poor paul maybe the colour will bring out his eyes?