To throw water over a pigeon I've just spray painted?

[threeineachlobe]

Stay with me.

Just started to spray paint a fence panel, must have startled poor pidge behind fence as it flapped up maniacally. I had a bit of a scream...whilst holding spray trigger.

Pidge is now half 'oak brown', sitting in tree. Can't quite tell if he's ok, not giving much away with facial expression.

Have googled "accidentally painted a pigeon" with disappointingly unresourceful results.

So, should i just chuck water at it & hope it comes off?? Turps would seem a little extreme.

hairylemon I thought 'I spilled poo' was your statement of how funny you were finding this thread, like a weird one upmanship from pissing yourself. Kinda relieved that it's not actually.

[Grun]

Read the label on the tin - if it says toxic or hazardous anywhere you have probably left a pigeon to a slow and painful death.

hairylemon. First post especially.

Off to get DCs, Paul does now have pigeon company. Let's call him Dave. Hopefully Dave is a friend or close relation that won't mock the afflicted.

Hopefully I won't return to dead pigde on me lawn.

Oh ffs

[Grin] even

Darling phone

Farking phone

Hairy may i give you piece of advice?

Give up NOW!

If this doesn't make the talk round up then I will never read it again!

hairylemon stop! I can't take it anymore! I'm literally shaking at my desk trying to contain my laughter and I've just had to pretend I was having a coughing fit to cover the laughter-snorts that escaped!

hairylemon - you are my hero

Surely Paul's buddy should be called Peter?

I was so bloody smug when I got this phone aswell and havent really used it to post. Now I know why

Yup - defo Peter, as long as he leaves first.

Yeah the phone. Its the phone's fault...

Well Paul can't fly away at all can he - given brown waxy encrustation?

Lol he is waiting for you to "make ameneds" and has called in reenforcements in case you dont.

If you hear tapping on your bedroom window in the small hour of day - DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW.

Paul and Dave will get you

You think his feet are stuck to the branch?

Peter is probably flapping madly, all the way to the coin operated sunbeds.....

You waxed your pigeon?

It is Friday, I suppose. Bit early though.

He's probably getting legal advice. Do you have legal cover on house insurance?

I'll take your spay painted pigeon and raise you a crayola'd boxer? See profile picture. Wrote to crayola questioning why their washable pens don't wash off animal fur. Still waiting for a reply.

At least Paul will be waterproof for the next 5 years....

Have you tried buffing him up? Bit of elbow grease and you should get a good shine, stick him on a bird table and you've got yourself a 'life' like ornamental garden feature.

Oh lordy! Don't know about pidge but I'll bet the neighbours pissed off with you about his acer.... oops.

There once was a Pigeon called Paul
Whos wings were not waterproof at all
One fine day
Ronseal was sprayed
And now Paul cant fly at all, because of OP, the cow.

Am back on laptop now or god knows how that would have turned out [grun]