garlic how do you know these things exist? DP would love that coffee machine though!
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Are they still on good terms with the mum?
I haven't seen her use the car for sometime, she was with them when they cleaned it, i haven't seen her since then.
Is she still driving the car when they not in it?
Not that I've seen.
My mum would have let me back in house by now!
mine too, maybe its them being stubborn --and weird-- not her.
So Why are they staying there?
still don't know I'm afraid! To get Council house? highly likely.
And Why is the boot a different colour to rest of car, you would of thought they would have decorated.__ if you visited here you wouldn't question that 
Can they put the back seats down?
if they can, they haven't.
_Did you find their poo spot on the green?
No, dp wouldn't let me over there!
How does she keep hair free?
she lives in a car, im sure her lady garden is the least of her concerns.
Surely OG has somewhere she goes to clean each day?
we do see less of OG than OB and whilst looking like a tramp she doesn't look as dirty.
When are you getting yr caravan, state? Was meant to be next weekend but FIL cant tow it down now, and due to my sil being --a bitch-- difficult me and the dc are avoiding that neck of the woods so its down to dp going, he's waiting to the so called 'fuel crisis' to end.
I wonder if they would live it if they could? How much rent would they pay?
doubt dp would go for it, although maybe they would if they could, they seem rather fond of the car though, rent, hmmm, they'd be on my electricity supply etc wouldn't they, £50pwk until we established how much they used then we'd adjust accordingly.
update week 3 day 21
no movent as yet, but THREE weeks!!!