there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Oooh jel - out on the town in matching joggers!!!

lemon the photo you requested is live

maryz millimat out on the town here is a choice of a naice hotel, old man pub and one club which i dont think is even open. Best they can hope for is a white lightening on a park.

Me and Dp want to leave them an easter egg on the bonnet if theyre still there at easter as an incentive to continue entertaining us.

The photo is live .

The photo is live .

I am on my phone, happily drinking vodka and watching BGT with the family .

But damn it - I'm leaving it all to get on my computer and look at your profile.

I'm soooooo glad I didn t go out tonight .

update

they've arrived home with a take away and a bottle of coke.

i cannot believe i have not logged on before now! What was i thinking! OH best mate saw me reading on laptop yesterday and now thinks i am nuts. Or Maybe he is now reading?! Its gripping stuff!

When you say arrived "home" do you mean to the jizz stinking car or in the house?

OH gosh State - You must have been doing some serious balancing to be getting ya neck out of that window, no wonder you have been waking the children .

I am happy to contribute to a 'scaffolding fund' to be built over your bath with a 'viewing platform' . If you are happy with this arrangement i am absolutely sure us mumsnetters can fund it. Stuffs a 20 pound note in the pot

Do they only drink Coke ? is it diet or full coke ?

Are they getting their 5 a day (may be a way to strike up conversation ? )

By the way State - you are an absolute Legend !

barebums the car ofc

lemons there is a ledge about 20-30cms deep to lean on and balance my phone it was normal coke.
I very much doubt they are getting their five a day, and judging by the size of tescos reduced rack here no one else is! Either that or our tescos has a hungry monkey ordering the fruit and veg in!

and thank you

State your DD looks very pretty and angelic in the cupcake making picture!

Right if they are still there when we break up for Easter I suggest a MN meet with the DC and let them run riot, my DD is not shy in coming forward and I know some basic Polish from my students (can brush up on necessary lingo such as "eurgh it smells" and "I am looking at the car now Alpha Bravo")

Ooh yes the Easter bunny must make a visit!

Thank you, i can however assure you angelic is one thing my daughter is not! That photo was taken minutes before she sneezed in the bowl and wiped her dirty hand on her brothers head and called him a poo head. Grandma was made well aware of her involvement in making them before taking a bite

however, she gives me multiple reasons and cover ups to attend to snooping out the front so I'll excuse her.

norfolk thats an idea, I'm quite shy and quiet in RL and have had to drag ds down the street loudly talking over him --covering his mouth-- to school more than once now as he's loudly proclaimed, "they are STILL in that car mummy, and its not even a BIG car" "wheres there toilet" "can i go and look?" I really need to grow a pair and go and say hello atleast.

Votes on the kind of egg? what kind of egg is fitting for a couple living in a car?

Respect one hundrefold having seen the photo of your bath & the precarious nature of the lookout post!!

http://annhetzelgunkel.com/easter/babka.html Forget Easter eggs...Polish Easter Cake

The importance of Easter foods
The centrality of food, celebration and hospitality to Polish Easter are reflected in the most typical Polish proverb:
"Gosc w Dom, Bog w Dom."
(Guest in the home is God in the home.)

The proverb is realized in everyday Polish life through the legendary Polish hospitality, especially concerning food. Stranger or friend is always welcome and never bid farewell without a serving of food, even in the most modest of circumstances.
"Czem chata bogata, tem rada."
(The little cottage shares what it has.)

Dare you to present them with traditional Polish easter fare...

Bugger check links Bossy before posting..... Forget Easter eggs...Polish Easter Cake

Oh, I know that cake! It's a bit crap until you've soaked it with plum brandy (a la Christmas cake)

I'm very loving Norfolk's brushing up on necessary lingo such as "eurgh it smells" and "I am looking at the car now Alpha Bravo"

Pleeeease have a nosy-child bank holiday party!!!

Obv give all the children phones that do video.

you want me to make cake, for strangers.

I bet aldi will sell them, they always have the forrin stuff in.

bossy tbf during the day i just walk out bold as brass and look, pretend to go to teh car/bin its only after dark dp has forced me to resort to the upstairs bathroom window. Downstairs one would be just as good if he'd cut the hedge and i had a step stool.

i know garlic, norfolk is going to be very usefull

DS is an expert at videoing on my ipod --when im showering/weeing etc -- so that shouldnt be an issue, except my ils are here for the bank holiday weekend, mil is great though, i bet she'd ask them what they're doing!

I haven't looked at this thread for day but iu can't believe they are still bloody there!!

Am going to have to read last couple of pages now!

Morning to the fellow spunkjizzcarwatchers.
I've an idea for an introductory chat. Knock on the car windown and let them know that it is traditional to offer your (car dwelling) neighbours free use of the bathroom on clocks go foreward day. Explain that in return, it is usual custom and practice to answer all questions truthfully.

all questions put to them.
You seem very computer savvy what with your photos on profile . You could set up a Q+A ala HQ. In fact you could ask for a loan of Tech so he can set it all up.
It is MNHQs duty. Fact.

State that's why I said she "looks" angelic my DD is the same!

I used to know a few Polish friends but lost contact, I'm sure your new jizz friends will appreciate an egg on their doorstep bonnet

Surely we could all post kinder eggs in through the sunroof while they're sleeping?

or better still, those small , plastic eggs each one stuffed with a few baby wipes....