there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

I've just read this entire thread, on my phone, feeling a bit dizzy now!

Wonder what will happen tomorrow?

StateofC... You're going above the call of duty to MN here..well done you!!

Oh, look like their urban camping is coming to an end.
Is a safer neighbourhood car a police one?

and the dormouse could be a reference to the rodent that my cats could have got had you offered them to the couple.

DP has read this thread wants to know where exactly in East Anglia so he can Stalk them too

but look www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-17485292, show them that and they could apply for the empty flat. They wouldn't need to bother cleaning it, they are clearly masters of living in filth.

It has taken me an hour to read this thread so far.

It might just have been the best hour of my life !

Keep updating - i love your descriptions.

StateofConfusion for services to the MN community you deserve an award

Why did I have an early night last night?! Missed all the excitement

Woke up this morning feeling rubbish, but having read the overnight updates I am now a lot chipper.

well done state we now know that the car sleeping couple are polish.
She isnt fussy about where she gets her sexy time, nor who she sexy times with.

I cant believe he knocked his mum up to get the spare keys to turf out kissy boy. And worse, Mum gave him the keys... this is like Polish neighbours!

State you need to copy write this for a screen play.

Oh my god i am officially hooked to this thread . I havent even had breakfast i came on here first

You need to organise a party this weekend so you can spill out onto front garden

noyouhave me too!

and my FB group has nominated it as their favourite thread....

State you are indeed a marathon sticky-beaker & poster, proud to "know" you!

Everlong - do not read any more of the 'last pages' - you must start from the beginning.

As another poster said earlier on , you should never read the back page of a book until you have got to it.

P.s. I d also like a photograph of your bath and window

Those that wanted a party, guess there won't be any trouble finding guests!

Aw I missed all the excitement!

What an entertaining night they had! ooh yes an MN barbecue so we can all come and gawp enjoy the weather :o

Come on State, we need a spunkyjizzwagon update. Stat.

Police or dss doing surveillance?

Would they be actually shagging while completing surveillance though?

How long has it been now OP since they first moved into their new 'home'? How long do you need to be staying somewhere before you can claim squatters rights?

where is state today? I need to know if there has been topless sunbathing today.

Evening all,

Had a hectic day and crashed out last night whilst posting, got up late had cinema tickets booked for 10am, 25min drive away y'know the usual, I should be stateofchaos now really!

Anyway.

This morning they were both snuggled up sound asleep when I left.

I have literally ran in with a sleeping dd and came straight to update you.

update

Day 12 in the jizz stinking car,

Original boy and girl seen leaving the car and walking down the road smiling quite happily wearing matching joggers and ed hardy hoodies!

determined I'm on the norfolk/suffolk border, I lived in the town known for its ruins and cathedral, I'm now 20 odd miles from there

lemon you really want a photo of my bathroom, lol ill see what I can do but I assure you no women alive --whos carried children and likes cake-- could perch on the windowsill!