there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

norfolk im tres naive so please explain NFN?

pepper ever seen those huge novelty 21/18th badges, with lights, yeah? I think you know where im going with this!

spend glad you've been enjoying it.

update

one of them is back, and making a real mess of attempting to get into the car, dropping keys over and over, leaning on the car and stumbling about, again down to the way they dress i cannot guess which one it is.

i think its original girl, but wait... it is NOT original boy whos just appeared and groped her bum!

no NO NO she cant cheat on him in his mums car!!!

NOOOO!

Wait, am I urging an unknown girl not to cheat on her brother in their mum's car??

Perhaps he's gone back to Snoggy 30-Year-Old Woman's car with her??

They can't be having a threesome (or more), can they? Not in a car.

they are in the car!

NFN = normal for Norfolk

I should be asleep but now there is a potential threesome situation I need more info!

original boy is back original boy is back!!!

It's all going to kick off I hope

"spierdalag" "moja" translation anyone??

It's like an episode of 'Cheaters'! Only better.
I am I can't see!

ooook google sayes "fuck off" and "my"

this is a live feed, appolagies for very short posts.

hes rattling door handles and slapping car alot

"spierdalag" "moja" translation anyone??

spierdalag is Polish for fuck off

NO!

well im learning something new today!

He's hammering on the house door now, jeez his mums gonna go crazy!

oooh his mums answered the door, he's stormed into the house shouting susel??

doors slammed shut and woke dd --only because i have the bathroom door open--

hes back out with the keys doors open, bum groper is renched from the car onto the floor.

I'd call the police tbh
Entertaining as it is...

dp was about to, bum groper just ambled off, original boy went back inside looking upset, original girl is pacing up and down

original boy is back out, he and original girl are now snogging leant up against the car.

im guessing thats the end of tonights action, mum has shut them out and the lights have gone off at the house.

Oh dear :(
He's gone into the house! Don't say the thread is coming to an end...
oh and their relationship. Obvs.

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Bloody hell he moved on fast! The forgiving type? Or maybe it's her mums car?

"susel" => "dormouse"

Maybe I should try a different translator.

Good lord, breakup and makeup in under 4 mins?!

The pair of them should post on Relationships, they need to set their standards higher!

Google translate put suzel as slag, maybe that's it.

Blooming laptop battery is flat so I'm back to my phone, they're in the car! There is um movement.

I'm afraid I have to go to bed! Plus dp wants the bathroom, so ill have one last check in before I bid you all goodnight x

How did you overhear "spierdalag" and "moja", write them in here in the correct spellings and translate them in under one minute?

A safer neighbourhood car has just appeared, me and dp are breaking our --no fucker sees me on the throne-- quiet bathroom rules for you!

Something about they'll be back tomorrow to check at some point after several reports over the week and now a report of violence.

Someone hold me back, I want them to leave them alone in the car now.