there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

omg i made it to classics

i luffs you all a liittle bit ya'know.

covermeup why thank you

hassled i know where you mean i was there today, we are very near to high lodge.

UPDATE

Day 11 in the jizz stinking car.

original boy and girl appear to have spent most of the day in the house, this would be because they have finally washed! Original girl was seen in the car with a towel wrapped around her head.

The two of them were seen heading out it what i assume was there pulling gear

i eagerly await there drunken return.

Finally had a wash!

Hoping there isn't too much rocking in the car later [bleurgh]

You realise i won't be able to sleep until theyre back i could miss something amazing!

Yep, State, you need night-vision goggles and an infra-red video camera. Regrettably, I cannot provide professional surveillance equipment at short notice. Would you mind camping out on the bathroom window-sill? Just for one night?

garlic if i could sit on it I'd seriously consider it, unfortunatly not only is it very high up, my neck height when stood in the bath, but its less than 2ft tall so it would be an impossible feat, i will spend the evening checking for their return. Also no need for night vision, they're in possibly the best lit part of the street.

have i let you down yet? you can count on me for frequent detailed updates.

See, told you!!

Classics AND the MN roundup AND they quoted me........swoon

My work here is done.... (but I will return for next update!)

anyone read talk round up this week.

I've laughed so hard at HQs bite size review of this thread i inhaled the sprinkles off my fab lolly and choked alot.

i'd like to thank all my loyal followers

x-post bossy

I hope that is icing on my badge...

Oh, VERY brilliant Round-Up! You and your faithful team of jizzcar-watchers (DP) deserve a medal. Let's make them BMW badges, eh? Just so you never forget

BMW badge for the camping rodent, too.

I have just spent an hour reading this thread! Hilarious stuff.

But WHY are they sleeping in the car, eating in the car and then going into the house? I am confused. And is the mother allowing them to eat her food, drink her drinks and use her hot water? Lastly, are they bf/gf or brother and sister?

state all these questions need answers, can you just pop over and ask them please?

You could get one of those flash card type things made up with all the questions we need answers to in various languages and just point to it.

Oh, and mice are incontinent so wee as they go along. you must put that on your flash card.

throws babywipes at norfolk

garlic im thinking the BMW badge with JW (jizz watch) on the front.

jax
I dont know why theyre sleeping in the car, im trying tirelessly to find out.

i think the mum is out when they go steal her food and water tbh, she does work.

dp i convinced theyre related, I'm pretty damn sure its the same couple all the time and the stuff they are doing is NOT family friendly.

im vomming at the idea of mice piss everywhere!

here is you badge, the BMW Jizz Watch

*your

I NEEEED a badge
They quoted ME in round up!!!
So what counts a "pulling gear" these days, if you live in a car?

Oh no! I hope they aren't related!!
Why does DP think they are?

A jizz stinking family car?

Ewwww

Brilliant! How do we order a badge?

LOVE the badge hahaha

Pleaseeee can we all turn up on your street wearing our badges and spy from your caravan?!

Although I actually live quite near you so might just come and spy anyway

Fantastic badge, State! I've ordered mine :)

I really do have to much time on my hands don't i?

caravans not arrived yet, when its here your invites will arrive with badges

pepperrabbit would you like a larger size badge as you are one of HQs chosen ones

grazy in his defence they do look alike, but to be fair most people on this estate do. We really do not fit in.

Well you are in Norfolk now, are they NFN?

Bigger badge, yeah, whatever..

I'm off to my bed now, in my lovely indoors bedroom. Are you and DP on 2 hour shifts to keep watch overnight State?

State, this has been a grim week at work and in hospitals etc but coming home to this thread and your magnificent updates has kept me cheerful in a bonkers world.

Thank you so much.

Continue to share.

Have a fascinating night.