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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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GerardWay · 22/03/2012 19:14

ripishere as SOC isn't the best hostess is rather busy spying on people I can offer Wine rather than beer. Grin

StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 19:20

There's some vodka and malibu in the kitchen if your that desperate for a drink.

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millimat · 22/03/2012 19:21

Do you think Google Earth or StreetMap would mind updating thier data for your street?!

Hebiegebies · 22/03/2012 19:25

I'll bring the coke and orange juice
Still waiting for my Magnum, even a 99 would have been ok:(

StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 19:31

Oooh hebie, I have a mini dark choc magnum :)

Why millimat

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bagelmonkey · 22/03/2012 19:53

I don't know what we're all going to do while State is offline updating her spy equipment computer. What if something happens?
I think we need a webcam from the bathroom window.

Onadietcolabreak · 22/03/2012 20:15

This is pure genius! I too have a lovely house on a rough estate, hated it at first, but the live Jeramy Kyle esque action is def a plus point Grin OP, there really should be a MN awards ceramony, get your poshest frock on lady, as you will be awarded a large golden pair of binoculars for your special service to Mn. Your dedication is truly an inspiration to us all!

StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 20:18

It won't be for long, only 1hr round trip obviously some time there. Ill be back in time for lunch.

And of course testing new laptop will be high on my list of priorities and what better way to test than come update you lovely bunch --of mad stalkers like me--

Bagel I worrying just considered that! When bil returns my netbook (6th april) that has a built in cam, if they're still there I promise some footage, bathroom window ledge is perfect size for it to sit :)

DP is refering to us all as 'spunkwatch' btw!

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StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 20:18

*worryingly!

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millimat · 22/03/2012 20:46

I meant for a permanent webcam!

StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 21:04

update UPDATE

Day 10 in the jizz stinking car.

Original boy leaps out of car screaming shouting anf flailing his limbs around.

A minute or two later original girl joins him.

They throw open all the doors.

There was a rodent in there, I shit you NOT!

I'd like to take this oportunity to thank dp from the bottom of my heart for screaching "state spunkwatch a go GO" during his evening poo, with no regard for sleeping dcs. Luckily they slept through but an evening with screaming children would have been so worth it for that!

They're now out there with a broom wacking random leaves etc, that's cleary freaked them right out!

millimat Oh, yes, yes they should!! --i had a mild panic that you knew me had checked it and didn't see the car and was worried you were my mum hahaha --

Wish I didn't give a shit about outing myself!

When I get the laptop tomorrow ill look and see if the cars visible!

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RabidEchidna · 22/03/2012 21:11

ROFL at that, oh this thread is too good

TheSinglePringle · 22/03/2012 21:12

State You really should write a book about this! I am in stitches with the idea of them jumping out of the car because of a rodent! They will be placing mouse traps under the car mats Grin

I am alone tonight as my son is out so this thread will fill my night Grin

StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 21:17

I've just realised were in chat!

They'll delete this, oh shit.

They're now gingerly picking through the car and shaking things Grin

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Bossybritches22 · 22/03/2012 22:17

No SOC if you don't fill the whole of the roundup this week AND get into Classics I'm throwing my Pombears into the corner. Grin

StateofConfusion · 22/03/2012 22:22

Thank you bossy Grin

Well, rodentgate didn't scare them that much they're back in the car!

Although they did finally put some stuff in the bin.

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Hebiegebies · 23/03/2012 00:31

MN classic!

Do you think the mum put the rat in the car to freak them out, or is it today's challenge

Thanks for the ice cream, yummy

HippyHippopotamus · 23/03/2012 01:42

Lol at it being today's challenge!

bagelmonkey · 23/03/2012 05:59

I think mumsnet HQ should send a team out to you in a cleverly disguised van with some surveillance equipment and set up a live feed to the website.

Jackin · 23/03/2012 06:38

Sounds like we have a volunteer bagel!

ripsishere · 23/03/2012 07:03

D'ya think they'll still be there at bank holiday weekend? I'm driving down to Norfolk, I can't afford to take DD to a theme park, this would be the next best thing.
I wonder whether they can claim housing benefit?

StateofConfusion · 23/03/2012 08:32

rip they do seem to have impressive staying power so who knows?

bagel that's a great idea, although HQ managed to loose Pom so gawd knows what would happen if they left the office!

update this morning they are reving the engine, alot. Its making me stabby.

I'm off for school/computer run now. Back around lunchtime :)

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millimat · 23/03/2012 08:48

Urghh a rat
I'd be out of there for good!
Don't worry SoC, at other end of country!

pepperrabbit · 23/03/2012 09:01

eeugh a rat!!!!
bleagh.
And LOL LOL LOL LOL at "go STATE spunkwatch a go!"
Your DH can be an honorary MN for such dedication. Grin

LadyBabsWalthamCuddles · 23/03/2012 09:28

Am trying to read all of this very quickly and post without the ending being given away, It's like reading a really interesting book that you just have to read at once.

I kind of want to read last few posts to put me out of my misery, but fear that it will ruin the build up.

I'm just at this morning and had to post. They sound like lovely neighbours (I have some like that too, although they wouldn't live in a car for nearly a week I hope, at least not that I've noticed).

Oh no, I've just seen the word rat, I'm going to go back up ^^ there before I ruin any more for myself

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