there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

I hope for the mum's sake that they're still not there.

I want to know

No I don't

Yes I do

Oh Crap, I need to caryy on reading, before my head explodes

Just think how manky that car is for there to have been a rodent most likely a rat in there! And the dirty buggers still haven't even washed themselves! They must stink! state I'm surprised you can't smell them from yours...

Could be time to call in environmental health with their decontamination suits rather than calling the police

I'm rather hoping this will make the local TV news :)

Welcome LadyBabs

i've just read the first ten pages of this. To save me reading the rest, please just tell me - is he still in the car?

Yes they are still in the car.

I've just caught up with the latest, ewwwwww to a rodent can't believe they are still in there after that!

Thanks for the peg BareBums I dread to think how much they smell

BLESS YOU STATES DP!!

Right

I've finished, and I'm glad I took the time to read it without ruining the end too much.

Ugh rodent, if it was me I would have grovelled to my mum LAST MONDAY to let me back in be sitting on the roof of the car - I'm very brave Ok maybe not.

Fears pegs may be needed for EVERYONE'S noses.

Don't hope it makes local news I won't be able to watch it then hope it makes national news.

That's one dedicated DP

:o at rodent how bad must that car be! :o :o at your DP that's brilliant

they are still in there!!

we just had to park next to them as yet again an arsehole delivery driver has 'borrowed' our drive it does whiff over there, like driving by a dump. They still have the matching pjs on just to add to the smell. DP bless him, said maybe they have a few pairs the same.

arent things big and bright on a computer screen!

Welcome back to the world of big screens State

I only just recently got a laptop after ages of not having one, it does make a difference, It's just not the same on a phone.

You should have sprayed some airfreshner or something as you got out of the car to drop a hint.

Leave a can of deodrant on the bonnet with a bow wrapped around it and a note saying "Just incase you didn't realise, you're polluting our nostrils" and possibly some tissues saying "Just incase you've ran out of space to jizz in the car, get a room "

2yrs, well more than that computer free, its made me lazy though, that automatically capitalises stuff and spell checks as i type, so I'm likey to be attacked soon for horrendous spelling, grammar and punctuation.

They're out of the car, original boy has removed his top, I'm afraid i cant watch that anymore.

*that being my phone.

Do you think we should club together to buy the couple a swim pass each so they can have a shower and a some tokens for the laundrette? This could be ther prze for sharing the car with the rodent

The rodent makes this

I'm an unloved teenager get me out of here

Rather than

Big Son Car

so when are you gonna set up a webcam?

"Im an unloved teenager get me out of here"

trinity whilst i am tempted to i feel it may be a step too far, my netbook has the webcam and is current at the ils, it returns home on the bank holiday, if they're still there I will attempt some footage, but I don't want to end up getting arrested

You can't get arrested if the place you happen to keep your laptop happens to be on the bathroom windowsill pointing outside and you happened to leave the webcam on by complete and utter accident, not meaning to record the very smelly teenagers across the road, who happen to live in a car (apart from when mum's driving it) with a rodent of some kind

I'm wondering if i can convince someone to swap netbooks, mine has a static person facing webcam, my friends can be swiveled to face outwards, that would look more innocent, yes.

They've gone out, on foot, finally clothed and not in pjs!

You mean they actually have clothes other than matching fleecy pjs?

It might look more innocent, but with a static one you could say it just happened to be facing them, look it doesn't move so I just put it down and it recorded, but a movey one would look like you pointed it in right direction iyswim?

Maybe they've gone to buy a mouse trap.

Quick, put up CCTV while they are out!

Maybe the 'delivery van' is really the MNHQ surveillance team???

MNHQ please never delete this thread

Who votes for the next mumsnet meet up to be at States house so we can all have a nosey at her manky neighbours?