there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Bagel you need to write the book! That's brilliant

Oh State please hurry up and neglect your children and DP to get back to us with an update.

< pushes toddler off lap >

Or maybe she's busy writing up a theme tune for the new Mumsnet Jizzbrother?

I'm so sorry!

My realisation whilst in the shower was that you weren't up early I was up an hour late meant I had no time to check back in, and my 3g allowance has ran out on my phone and my mum --lives in the dark ages-- has no wifi!!

So,

update

During my shower I cracked open the window and spied throughout (please note bathroom window is about the same height as my kneck, no one saw me nekid) one of them left the car, couldn't tell who due to matching pjs and a hoodie with the hood up, disapeared onto the green for a few minutes and shuffled back.

They looked around very furtively like they were upto something.

On the way to school the car windows were all wide open, but no-one could be seen inside. However last time it was left like this --and I ran over gleefully to nose about-- someone was laying down on the back seat so I didn't investigate further.

On arriving home a few minutes ago, one window open a crack, lots of duvet to be seen and movement. How on earth they can be under a duvet I don't know, its rather warm here and the cars in full sun.

Again, sorry for my absence.

You really are going above and beyond aren't you?
I'd prefer a cold beer if you've got one. Not a great cake or ice cream fan. I am partial o a mivvi.

You know you don't actually have to apologise don't you?
Surely they can't live in there forever?!

Has DP called the council again?

this is hilarious

No beer I'm afraid, dp isn't allowed it (medication not alcoholic) have some naice juice in the fridge.

gravy I'm starting to think they might!

Magnum please

Thanks for update, they need to have a daily challenge to earn their food like they do on Big brother :)

How on earth they can be under a duvet I don't know, its rather warm here and the cars in full sun

they're making the sexy, obvs.

uurgh, even more jizz.

and they are obviously going over to the field for a poo [vom]

. marking

I've just spluttered juice everywhere at ?they're making the sexy?

I hope they're not shitting on the green! That's the one with the zip line on! I really cba to walk --out my back gate and across two very small roads-- to the other one with a playground on.

I'll go out for an update shortly. Bloody ds has just managed to skype my 6yo sister who by pure co-incidence is on the laptop and has legged it off with my ipod!

Only just caught up with this thread.

It's great

The stables I used to keep my horse at, we had a guy who lived in his car for months. He used to go off during the day to do odd jobs, then booze all evening and return to sleep in the car. We would be mucking out at 7am and he would be under a stinky duvet, sleeping off the beer.

His car was rank.

There doesn't appear to be alcohol involved in this pairs madness.

Brief sighting, still in the matching pjs!!

this is amazing. totally neglected child whilst reading this.

we had neighbours who had the dirtiest house ever, you couldn't see thru the windows, get thru the gardens, the garage was overspilling of stuff. Then they bought a really new car (an F Reg one, blue escort) and they had it parked at the end of our road and they would get up out the dirty house and sit in their car all day. All 4 of them. And they were all really fat so it looked hilarious. They also used to clean it regualry which I couldn't understand cos they never did their house (their neighbours moved because of all the mould and damp etc that was leaking into theirs)

eww theonly.
D'ya think your jizzers who are clearly doing the sexing want a couple of shats for company?

You so know they are bumping ugly s under that duvet

This thread has been the highlight of my week as feeling pants.

Wish my neighbours were this interesting

at Rabid Bumping uglys - made me lol my 7yr old wondered what I was chuckling about!

theonly do you recon my weirdos are there children? They're just doing what they think is normal?

Fwiw, the house looks normal, kitchens on the front and it always looks bright and clean.

I really wish I could work out what language they spoke so I could learn to say, "why the frick are you in your car so much, why?"

I will absent tomorrow I'm afraid as I'm taking my knackered computer and laptop and trading them in for a re-con that works. But that means I can update more easily and hopefully more coherently, my phone is useless for this kind of thing.

update they appear to be waiting for the ice cream van.

bumping uglys

never a truer word said, seriously.

state we are in the right county! I dread to think!!

what ice cream did they get? i bet it was a screwball

I didn't see, dp said one of them had a wippy of sorts, either screwball or oyester, couldn't see the bit in his hand iyswim.

I really wish I'd gone out to get one now, perfect opportunity for a close up look!