there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Is your cat outside whether you have a cat or not is immaterial

•You have a headache and need air?
•You need to smoke
•you left something out there
•you're mad as a hatter

You need to see if you can still see the planets?

Mad as a hatter is the only logical one.

MI5?

I'm admiring your dedication to the cause reporting here - bet you weren't expecting this at only 83 hours!
Can you get some pots/random flowers and feign an interest in gardening? This would also provide foliage to hide surveillance equipment

And get you with your bullet points.

I discovered them recently and have been itching to use them, so thanks!

•I agree with getting plants
•decorate your lawn with crap so if someone nicks it you won't care

Gnomes! (with little cameras...)

Oooh pepper you genius! Me and dp have been planning on livening up the front garden, as you can see its rather dull.

bare I want to know how to do them friday when after two whole computer free years I get mine back!!!

Not only am I dedicated but I'm posting via a phone, that struggles to do most things let alone mumsnet!

And no when I posted I did not expect to still be going days after!

holy shit i have just lost an hour of my life reading this - wow and

My stupid phone had a heart attack, sorry.

Not a lot to report except they still have the matching pjs on!

Fab photos - how many hours is it now? Am v impressed you can do these updates - it's just taken me half an hour to fill in from this time last night

millimat I have far too much time on my hands, new area with no one I know. Ds in ft school and just an independant 3yo at home, plus dps off work for a bit so I don't have much to do around the house as he's fairly usefull.

How many hours, ummmm... Roughly 258 and a half. Just roughly.

Managed to go out, said the bin smelt haha, nothing going on but they are still in it!

I think would be a good idea to park the caravan in your street, but first set up lots of hidden cameras inside and set up a live feed to mn, then 'accidently' leave the door unlocked - it will be like our own version of big brother

Jizz stinking caravan? it doesn't sound the same. you would have thought they would have sold the car and bought an estate instead

you could have the mumsnet logo painted on the side!

It's gone half seven and there is no update! Come on SofC, you're slacking here

Have they stirred?

Waiting for an update too! This thread has brought me no end of amusement

Just hopping in the shower, I have a great view from the bathroom window.

And how early are you lot up?

You can't expect us to sleep when there's a stinking car to be snooped on.

I've been checking in since 6am really need to get out more this thread has kept me entertained all week

Still no update? Stateofconfusion, you're slacking!

Maybe exciting events in the jizz stinking car are unfolding so quickly that she can't update us. There could be camera crews and police negotiators trying to coax them out. And a firecrew standing by to hose them down before the fumes hit civilians.