Why the Friggity Frig <GLARES> didn't anyone, not one of you, think

[Honeydragon]

to tell me what a piece of piss Chicken and Sweetcorn soup is to make! It takes 5 minutes and costs fuck all. I have being buying this stuff you know? With ACTUAL money.

One idle google and 10 minutes later dd and I have a pan full for lunch, it's lovely.

It was bad enough finding out about cleaning washing machines, and Veet to unclog hairy plug holes.... and now you failed to tell me this

Well you horrible lot, what else have you being holding out on, and keeping from me?????

did anyone try out the red bra under white t-shirt thing?

seen it mentioned on here a while ago.

apparently, if you wear a red bra under a white top then you don't see the red bra?

I don't have a red bra so cannot try this out.

We have

1. Normal kitchen fridge.
2. Double fronted smeary glass beer fridge for drink, obvs.
3. Overflow fridgefreezer which generally stores forgotten about science experiments chicken carcasses.

And I cannabis believe that we have got this far on an "I didn't know, you britches" thread with absolutely no-one mentioning cling flim.

Cling film??????

Cannabis Britches?!

And now you all know that cannabis is dyac for cannae.

I am a born educator.

...dyac...? Is that like Pictish?

It does work, the bra thing.

My auntie, who always hits on my dad to annoy my mum showed us last week.

She walked into the kitchen where my mum and dad were, and said she was wearing a red bra under a white top and then liften her top to show her ample bossom encased in red lace. my dad was , and my mum was .... they are all in their mid seventies by the way

Wonders if auntie is MN er.....

How does that work?

we don't have any potatoes

house that nutrition forgot

Chaos, you been smokin again

THe tabs in the end of cling film boxes to hold the tubes in place

Chandon

Still confused about cling film, this thread makes me feel very stupid tbh :(

I have just asked Mr S the domestic god if he knew about the maintenance wash thingy - he looked at me funny because I clearly didn't realise he does one once a month

Thanks Vivi!
And the food goes where?

The food goes in the general fridge, smarties. This here is the Alcohol Auxiliary Fridge. The contents of which are homeless at present.

The red bra thing does work! Although i discovered it a few years ago by accident, i had a white cotton top which i couldnt wear a bra under but you could see my nipples very clearly through it!

All i could find was a red scarf which for some ason i tied round my boobs then put the top back on, you couldnt see it... Or my nips! And the top was very thin

We've just got back from a birthday weekend away. Much of this is the leftovers. Honest, Guv'nor.

Oh
Not keeping up

Either I am very thick, or everyone else is to polite to ask

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS A TORTOISE FRIDGE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

A fridge full of tortoises?

(I didn't like to ask)

bollocky fuck I think you may be right Tantrum

Is this legal, how did I not know you are meant to keep tortoises in your fridge

< lurks in hope of gaining useful information that I'll probably never get round to using >

Is it wrong that I judged the tortoise owners for having Blossom Hill in their fridge?