BODEN the endless threads about quality. These have been around since Dawn of time.

[Fregley]

In the Beginning there was the word and the word was with johnny. And the word was johnny.

Through him all clothes were made; without him nothing was made that was of bad quality.

In him was sass and that sass was the light of women.

and on the first day he invented applique and he saw that it was good.

On the second day he matched lurid colours together and saw it wasngood.

On the third day he mixed fabrics and threw them together throughout his range....

On the fourth day, he befrilled a skirt and behold, it was 'sassy'.

And Lo! there was Hotch and later, Potch. Verily, Hotch begot Potch and the issue was eyewatering colourful.

on the fith day he invented " the sixties style" and scattered it everywhere.

On the sixth day he proclaimed, " let there be everyday, essential and party to lead the way"

on the seventh day Simone said 'how do you feel about men with ginger hair?'

And verrily Adam became vexed by Eve's apple print top in scarlet melange

You forgot the melange.

And season after season of shoes with kitten heels...

Who is Dawn, is she a freind of Sharon's?

LOLOLOL at Simone

The lord looked around and knew something was missing.
Men with beards.

Lo. He created them

On the first day of the second week he dealt with all the returns which had been sent

On the eleventh day he scattered 10% off and free returns to the righteous.

On the second day of the second week he decreed you can only be or have FUN if you are wearing a FUN cardi.

And then in a moment of divine brilliance, he created the discount count.

And there was much rejoicing.

And when Jamie, the issue of Hotch and Potch, reached his ninth year he placed his boardshorts upon him and uttered his yukkiest food to be peas.

And god gathered the customers afore him. And seoerated them to the left and the right. The goat hide to the left and the lambs wool to the right.

And he spaketh
"you have clothed me when I was naked and visited my site of web, you shall ascend into bode-heaven"

And he looketh at the goats.
"you forsook me for Zara and their long legged items of temptation.you shall burn in hell"

Lol at count code, fingers faster than brain (not difficult).

Lol at dis count

Have you been sniffing tippex again?

And as he spoke, the heavens rained down tears upon his followers and unto them the Rainy Day Mac was born.

And it was proclaimed that all had to go to the town of their birth to be discounted, and those that were architects should wear of the shirts.