BODEN the endless threads about quality. These have been around since Dawn of time.

[Fregley]

In the Beginning there was the word and the word was with johnny. And the word was johnny.

Through him all clothes were made; without him nothing was made that was of bad quality.

In him was sass and that sass was the light of women.

Truly Fabulous!

Agree. This has stood the test of time.

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I’d forgotten I was the OP

How have I missed this?! Inspired!

Bravo everyone- this thread has made my day!!!

Brilliant after a crap day.

I have never been of the tribe of Boden (a Nextite mostly) but I might take a look.

Surely TOAST is the new Johnnie Boden - I'd love to read something as funny as this about them.
It's peculiar how grown women dream of having money to dress well and then spend hundreds of pounds to look like a Parisian orphan.