To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

[Hullygully]

What is the point of them?

Really?

I meant to post smouldering looks. Smouldering on it's own sounds like she set fire to stuff.

I don't know who Alf Roberts is. I suspect he is not a gay icon. :( Or any sort of icon.

Is it safe to google Alf Roberts?

Having had a good look at Alf Roberts' photo on wikipedia, I can safely safe that I am not Alf Roberts. He has got an insufficient quantity of chin hairs.

I don't want to be Annie Walker - she was in charge and all sensible.
I want to lean against the bar and talk bollocks with Eddie Yates.

Alf is an icon. I insulted him by mistake on the RickyGervaisisacunt thread and brought some fans out of the woodwork. He's a cracker. And single, now Ailsa has passed.

Stan Ogden?

I do not want to be Stan Ogden. I see myself as more Margot. Or possibly Barbara. Please, not Stan Ogden.

Hully does not Love me. The caah :(

Elsie! i forgot Elsie. I think really the only one for Elsie is Shirl.

I am Sally because my mum says I look like her' when she had her hair in a bob.
Fact.

L8trs

Yes. Sadly shirl must be Elsie.

I saw your regrettable Alf moment SuePurbly. It all got very tense. I got worried for you as the Alf fans started gathering.

But Stan was lovely

and Alf was reliable and sensioble and List-trustworthy

Who can Belle be then?

She'll have to be Mavis

I loved Mavis and Derek. They were the most underrated comedy act ever.

This is good.
Who's going to be Vera Duckworth?
You, Scarah?

One step away from being a hairy handed trucker. :(

Albert Tatlock

Mavis

Sorry scarah. I don't know where that came from.

All right Scarah, this is your final offer: Audrey Roberts

Gail Tilsley or whatever she is now?

Right, enough of this madness! I might be a MAW. I might be pointless. But I am me, my own pointless self. I don't want to be anybody from a soap opera. That way lies the path to despair (or something like that).

Anybody for more Earl Grey?

Ailsa from H&A?