To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

[Hullygully]

What is the point of them?

Really?

[PinotScreechio]

Shall I send him evil thoughts and mental tuts, crazy? I will, you know. For you.

[crazynannawitchbitch]

Done it already,Pinot twat has still got his legs though. [hgrin]
Thankyou though [hwink]...may need you in the future.

[jugglingwithpumpkins]

Blimey ! 34 pointless pages and still going some ...

< drinks post skate-boarding cocoa with suspiciously middle-aged huffiness - and yes, sadly it was just DS on the skate-board >

[PinotScreechio]

I like that you're planning more cougar action :o Atta girl!

[mutha2two]

The mighty Cougars - the MAW army's SAS division. Can I open it to the forum to define what exactly their point is? hides bed jacket in back of the cupboard to gain approval

[Pagwatch]

Crazynanna has redefined as a hot flush emoticon

We must reclaim the for the menopausal maws

[Pagwatch]

It should be maw not maws
Unless I actually mean womenz

[PinotScreechio]

crazy hasn't blushed on this thread Paggers, she has cougar-ed though. I blushed on her behalf

[crazynannawitchbitch]

reclaimed

[Pagwatch]

One should never blush at a cougar

[BellaDonnaSansMerci]

Some whippersnapper in the office called me a cougar last week. I peered with narrowed eyes... And tufted.

[ledkr]

I am a cougar I am married to a a man 11 years younger I am a happy woman. Purrs and licks sleek fur.

[BellaDonnaSansMerci]

Tufted? I tutted... I do tend to go for the younger man but being a cougar sounds like you have to make an effort.

[Ormirian]

I think I may have had my ultimate pointlessness made clear to me today.

DD 'remembered' that she had 2 b'day presents to buy for friends this week. We were at one of those tarted-up Garden centres that sells everything wreathed in Kath Kidston or in pictures of otters and charges a small fortune for the teeniest weeniest bar of chocolate with a picture of a robin on it. We were only there to buy a sack of dog food because it was on special offer. DD spent nearly an hour trying to find presents that would be acceptable. Every time I attempted to make a suggestion or ask if perhaps she could get a move on I was manoeuvred on to a chair and made to 'stay there' and given a pitying glance and a shake of the head. Just a few years ago anything would do if it had a picture of a cat on it, and my opinion was valid...but not now apparently.

I did get to pay though. So I still have a limited use.

Hurrah...

[Ormirian]

I am not a cougar btw.

I may be a rather overweight tabby with a sleeping habit and slightly uncertain temper.

[Hullygully]

That's Orm, self-defined forever in classics:

I may be a rather overweight tabby with a sleeping habit and slightly uncertain temper.

[Ormirian]

No, that's about right.

[Hullygully]

Orm, I see you as more of a komodo dragon, rampant.

Would you like a Corrie part as well?

[Ormirian]

Yuck! I have quite good oral hygeine thank you!

[HullyChristmasgully]

oh look!

we were all here!

[SarahStratton]

This MAW is going to take her clothes wearing small dog for a walkies. If we meet the Boxers from Hell I will bash them over the head with my walking stick.

[SuePurblybilt]

[SarahStratton]

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[OnTheBottomWithAWomansWeekly]

Small packs of tissues in one's handbag are defo a MAW thing.

(Checks bag)

(Finds pack of tissues)

fuck I'm middle aged...