To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

[Hullygully]

What is the point of them?

Really?

Blimey we kept you up late Mutha!

2wwmadness
Yy you are right. They shouldn't be allowed out. Fuckers. No respect for management level.

What. Precisely. About Pubic Hair. You are obviously desperate to say something Jamie?

2ww has a point though, in fairness.

She does. It's to do with the ovaries, as they wither they release Management Rudeness Hormones. They can't help themselves.

I want a night cape now. But I would want night vision goggles too. Would that be weird?
I could be a well dressed well equipped bill oddie and watch late night bird fetish porny stuff.

Mine's all fell out.

I find middle management anger creeps up on me when my hormones are running amok

That sounds a good plan, Paggy. I think you should deffo go with that.

think mine's fell out?!

Mandy - yes. Having it. It being the colour it started (perhaps with a little salt-and-pepper for the older ladies). It being roughly the shape it started. It not having jewels stuck to it.

PMT. M = Management. Innit.

I think there's TV channels for that Pag

Middlemanagement rage, for me, comes on when I've over indulged on the Ferrerro Rocher.

What, Jamie, are your views on the use of a merkin?

I bet there is Mandy

Mandy. I have no need for one. I am lush down-by. If others need to avail themselves, I shall not judge.

Lush down to the knees? There's an app for that.

Sorry Mandy had trouble getting into my superhag cape. The wholesale removal of body hair at all times - or so it seems - is that another tribulation about being young? Who has read the wonderful treatment by Caitlin Moran in her latest book on this topic?