As the name suggests, I am sadly (but not that sadly) doing a shiney penguin....

[sadlydoingshineypenguins]

Quick potted history. With boyfriend 9 months. Not that serious but we had had the exclusive talk. Met on a dating site.

About a month ago had a feeling something wasn't right. Few nights he was supposed to be here and cancelled for dopey reasons that set my spidey sense tingling.

Looked on the dating site and lo and beholdy there is was, active, having logged in in the last 24 hours.

But I am not as stupid as he thinks I am.

I set up a profile called thisblokeliesandcheats (it's been taken down) with all his details except photo and spelled out what he'd done (thanks whoever that was who suggested that one) and I will probably do it again

At this point he's said he's coming here Thursday night to stop for the weekend (he doesn't work Friday)

BUT he has also arranged to meet "Anna" off the dating site at a lovely new restaurant for lunch on the Friday about an hour away from here (half an hour from his house)

Obviously, I am Anna.

So, how long do I keep this going. My teeth are itching I want to tell him so much

Am also a little upset, but I had nothing invested in the relationship, so my pride has taken a hit and I feel a bit of a mug but other than that am grand.

On a serious note, I know that this thread is taking up your time atm, but when it all ends, Please dont feel shit about him , as he is not worth it. Despite any circumstances it is shit when you split from someone you have invested yourself in, so make sure you take care of yourself.

Wonder what he's thinking right now!

Oh my god not posted before but glued - also stressed about the table thing - what if he thinks you have seen the wrong guy because he's not by the window???

Ooh, he's getting crushed right now!

Woah, huge cross-post!

Next will be a message of affection to you, sadly. Don't get your phones/personae muddled!

(That wasn't very grammatical, but you know what I mean).

I sent

Sry babes dnt wnt 2 b rude saw u thr windo ur mingin and older than ur pic fink u bin tellin porkie pies or eatin them. Ur not my type. Soz. xxx

Y'know, it's threads like this that make nasty misogynistic twunts hate MN.

The thought that some cheating knobchops might get trolled right back by a swarm of anonymous women...the horror!

Hope you took the window bit out!

It's not that big of a restaurant and there's a HUGE window - I would have seen him if I'd walked past.

Actually wish I'd had the guts to go there now

Yay- c ya, knobchops!

please please please send the follow it's toooo good

I'd have gone there. But what's done is done.

Anna has become quite real to me - I'm starting to think that she has been a bit hasty and they might be good together?
((tired fried brain emoticon))

He has texted back.

"Wot?"

Squeeeeee

After you dump him too how long do you think it'll be until he starts to realise that 'Anna' may not be all she seemed?!

follow up text

Wonder if he is feeling an old fat Twat right now!

I expect he might text you in a mo to tell you he is on his way - YOU not Anna!

PRICK!!

Now reply with the second text!

Yay- c ya, knobchops! that made me snort coffee.

Hahahaha. 'Wot?' Classic. I love the disbelief.