"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

[TrilllianAstra]

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

Messages has filed for bankruptcy after purchasing football strip

Message defused by Mumsnet

There has never been a message here.

Message being treated for biohazard contamination after tackling dc's room.

Message temporarily mislaid by Mumsnet.

The baby has thoroughly gummed and slobbered on the message that was supposed to go here. Then she tore it to pieces and crawled away, clutching the shreds. Our IT people are trying to salvage something of it.

Message deleted, all your base are belong to us.

Msg gone - 2 much txtspk lol hun x

I did wonder about whether to announce my intentional misuse of the apostrophe in my pp but decided it would be obvious enough.

message braindead due to accidental loose woman intoxication

message flounced

message deleted mid-..

Message has been slightly gnawed by Mumsnet

message deleted for being completely gazeboed

message having down time to update servers, refresh in 5 min

message deleted by zombie nation

message returned to trolls

message deleted cos it smelt like cat poo

message has run for the hills

message cordoned off by mulder and scully due to paranormal activity

message was ate by my evil cat as it resembled a moth

message has embarressed itself in public and asks forgiveness from Mumsnet

message deleted for being smug

message has been lost down the back of the Mumsnet sofa

message massage by robert mugabe

message deemed overly netmums-ish