"Message deleted by Mumsnet"

[TrilllianAstra]

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

Message deleted by Mumsnet

it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

This is not the message you are looking for. -Mumsnetjedi

Message sends its regrets but is unable to convey its meaning today

Message led off by the ear by Mumsnet

Message left kicking its heels by Mumsnet

Message has fucked off to Centerparcs to get away from you lot.

Message is not going to talk to you again EVER!

Message has a new clique and is now excluding you. Asked Mumsnet to let everybody know.

Message messily massaged by Masai Mumsnet.

Message forgot what he wanted to say

Brainwashed mwahahahhah

message deleted by the daily fail

Mumsnet has confiscated this message until you show you can play together fairly.

message is using subterfuge attacks aimed at hiding keywords in interactive text

Message deleted for violating the unwritten rules of Mumsnet.

No, we can't tell you. Wouldnt be unwritten then, would they?

Message rubbed lovingly with marmite and placed on a warm shelf.

message passed out as hates marmite / loves bovril!

Message has smugged off to admire itself.

Mumsnet's birthright sold for a pot of message.

Ok this is not like me at all, but I really want to say it for some reason:
Message fucked the fuck off, and when it got there, fucked off some more!

oh this felt good

Message googled dragonbutter and is now too shocked to show its face

Message deleted for being the most shockingly offensive yet hilarious posting ever seen.

Oh did you miss it?

It may not be you brainsurgeon, but it is classic mumsnet :o

Message has decided to revert to lurker status.

Message really wanted a Pombear so went to Waitrose

message swilled some homemade wine and was abducted by superted

Message has taken it's soulpad and Cobb and gone camping