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[TrilllianAstra]

Much as I love to do it....

Do you think you should get Tech to write a little script that makes it so that any time anyone tries to write a post saying

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it should be altered to say

Message deleted by Mumsnet (not really, they just wrote that)

message is busy getting it's bra size measured

message is trapped in a wooden door - get help!! suulllllly!!!!

message dleted due to carrying fruit shoot without a licsence

message deleted by pippa middleton for mentioning her bum

message revoked its licsence to kill

message has an owie!!

message decided life would be much nicer on a post-it note

Message being taken roughly from behind

message is a secret lemonade drinker

beryloflaughs is the best mumsnet name EVAH

message is wearing DPs underwear

message has grown wings and flown the Mumsnest

message deleted as it is suspected of eating letters from other messages by superjobbeespecs..?

message has become feral

message deleted for adding letters to other posts by superjobeespecs

message has been deleted for fiddling it's expenses

Message sung about by Sting.

Sea gems distorted by anagramists.

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Message diluted by Mumsnot

message disregarded by mimsnet

A communication which can not be identified has allegedly been removed but we can't discuss it because it has taken out a super-injunction to protect it's right to a private family life

Mumsnet haven't got the message.

Message is on strike

Message has crossed the picket line