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[samysanju]

Mortgage Deals

[Monty100]

OP hasn't come back. I hope she's ok [hshock].

You load of vipers must have scared her off. [hangry]

[OooeeeoooeeeoooeeEthel]

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[spikeycow]

You lot are fuckin hilarious x 123300000

[RunawayPumpkin]

I blame the government

[GoreRenewed]

Nonsense!

[RunawayPumpkin]

Well there is no need to be rude, I think you protest too much

[GoreRenewed]

Not you pumpkin.

[usualsuspect]

has this thread kicked off yet [gets popcorn]

[AbsofCroissant]

It's all David Cameron's fault

[usualsuspect]

Well op if you put a cat in a bin, what can you expect really

YABU

[MmeBodyInTheBasement]

Warning: Disturbing images

[Rollmops]

It's them Tories.....
I blame George. And Chardonnay-Dayilee.
(insider info ya see)

[Lotofdamnationandhellfire]

The mooncups are now on strike.

[notwavingjusthaunting]

this thread is like the Armstrong and Miller sketch where the politician is striding down the corridor and his aides are shouting random facts at him [ grin]

[madugherowngrave]

YADBVVVVU IMO TBH FFS WTF?

[mrsgordonfreeman]

Mooncup inserted by breastmilk.

[pootros]

well I don't think you're really taking this seriously enough.
If he'd kept it in his pocket, we wouldn't all be in this mess now.

[ShowOfBloodyStumps]

Can we start a paypal collection? If we all donate a pound we might not be able to help the op (maybe try the fire brigade?) but we could probably afford to erect a statue of Justine somewhere prominent.

[theyoungvisiter]

OP, what you need is a group {{{{{ hug }}}}}

And some WD40

[Shodan]

Will it work if I beat it?

[ThighsWideShitItsAGhost]

Or a booble pate.

They look good on a toilet ledge.

[DuchessOfAvon]

You clearly require some random kitchen impedimentia. Or you have to much of it.

One or the other.

[FreakoidOrgansandBloodoid]

Oh my god! I can't believe you are all being so horrible to the poor OP.

Hugs hun xxxx

[gibbberish]

Shoving your mooncup in your ear might be the cause of it not working. YABU to report it to trading standards.