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I blame Madonna

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Blame the meeeeeedja I say.

Wedge it open with a stick and leave it to air.

oooh - I love a live birth thread - PUSH

Well OP it's obvious to me that the child just needs a good smack!

They are full of Aspartame.

YABU- and your sense of entitlement is breathtaking.

well personally I wouldn't let my 35 year old walk to the shops alone ,but your child your rules

No you can not use that toilet to live in YABU

Double-ended is the way to go.

I find myself mildly vexed by this.

Are you sure you've got it right, OP?

Have you considered BLW?

I'm not sure, but I think she might work in Tesco?

Spaghetti bolognaise & garlic bread for me & DH

DCs - crumbs from the salad drawer

Eating Poptarts whilst pregnant?

YADBU.

Starts to wonder if the OP is a troll> [hhmm]

Posters annihilated by Mumsnet.

won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN.

DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE GIVESHEADLESSHORSEMAN...

Givesheadlesshorseman try finger up mans nose in google image search.

OP - I'd recommend a sink plunger and plenty of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Worked for me.

Gets out trusty old pitchfork and scrambles round for torch. Iz Twoll Huntin' time, melovelies!

[hhmm]

how very dare you, you load of beyatches. I came here for support and this is what I get

Shes not a troll ..shes a lovely person you are all bastards