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[samysanju]

Mortgage Deals

[childrenofthecornsilk]

I blame Madonna

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

penis withdrawn at posters request

[PersonalClown]

Blame the meeeeeedja I say.

[OooeeeoooeeeoooeeEthel]

Wedge it open with a stick and leave it to air.

[KnitterNotTwitter]

oooh - I love a live birth thread - PUSH

[EsioTrot]

Well OP it's obvious to me that the child just needs a good smack!

[katkouta]

They are full of Aspartame.

[BitOfFunderthepatio]

YABU- and your sense of entitlement is breathtaking.

[usualsuspect]

well personally I wouldn't let my 35 year old walk to the shops alone ,but your child your rules

[RunawayPumpkin]

No you can not use that toilet to live in YABU

[OooeeeoooeeeoooeeEthel]

Double-ended is the way to go.

[Shodan]

I find myself mildly vexed by this.

Are you sure you've got it right, OP?

[ScroobiousPip]

Have you considered BLW?

[CJsSeveredHead]

I'm not sure, but I think she might work in Tesco?

[madugherowngrave]

Spaghetti bolognaise & garlic bread for me & DH

DCs - crumbs from the salad drawer

[Casserole]

Eating Poptarts whilst pregnant?

YADBU.

[RunawayPumpkin]

Starts to wonder if the OP is a troll> [hhmm]

[Shodan]

Posters annihilated by Mumsnet.

[theyoungvisiter]

won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN.

[ThighsWideShitItsAGhost]

DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE GIVESHEADLESSHORSEMAN...

Givesheadlesshorseman try finger up mans nose in google image search.

OP - I'd recommend a sink plunger and plenty of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Worked for me.

[Rollmops]

Gets out trusty old pitchfork and scrambles round for torch. Iz Twoll Huntin' time, melovelies!

[hhmm]

[theyoungvisiter]

how very dare you, you load of beyatches. I came here for support and this is what I get

[samysanjufriend]

Shes not a troll ..shes a lovely person you are all bastards