D'y ever wonder what would happen if you never changed your pants?

[shabster]

Get your bums over here ladies xx

I dont know Trips.....these youngsters of today LOL xx

I mean you are cheerful, upbeat, cooking with gas, taking the sea air has done you the power of good hen xxxxxx.

So I qualify as a youngster I have ALWAYS loved you pinkfrog.

Or you haven't got your knickers in a twist!!! Back to ladies front bottoms again!! OMG that Frumpster is sooooooooooooo rude!!

oh you sweet talking girl, oh btw the beach hut is being painted in readiness of your all coming!

You are just a babe in arms Frumpster x

Me? Rude? Oh not me, surely. I am merely dicing with the boundaries of manners and ripping at the knickers of good taste

just love this

Oooh thank you trips. And the beach hut! Wow, I'd better tend to my leg hair next.........

Seems to me if we all wore our knickers in a twist then we wouldnt need a smear! They say the earlier you had sex[no I dont mean like 4pm] the chances of getting cervical cancer are raised. Of course I didn`t start until very late...................... and then it was ivf

DIRTY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVING IT!!!!!!!!! I have the LPs (not so young) AND the CDs

(The news said YouTube was pulling its stuff tonight.........)

Anyway, I must sleep.

really Trips? I got the dreaded Cervical cancer twice - that soddin' Ginger Pig - its all his fault.

Oh shit. I must be due it a couple of times over then.

What Frumpster??????? You 'know' my ginger pig as well - he has a lot to answer for that swine!!

orange chiffon really does it for you Frumpster. xx

Thought you were off to bed FG, I was awake at 4am with this blardy pain, no I am off too, Kale Nits ma petite mange touts xxx

Kale Nits my gorgeous button mushroom. Sagapo. xxxxxxxxxx

Good morning xx

Morning girls
Hope you are well. Had a scan yesterday. Both still well and jumping around like nutters! Dp went home on Sunday (it gets harder to part each time) but he's back the weekend after next. Found a house we want to buy so just got to get the mortgage sorted now. He has told me that he can't continue living in Germany without me so he's looking for a job over here. Why oh why didn't I find him sooner? Youngest daughter keeps asking me for a brother but I won't tell her until after my nuchal scan next week. Speak soon.
Neddie X

Goodmorning ladies,
Nice wet one here so no walk home for me today. Shabs arent you tired? You like me go to bed late and you are up so early, what time does Lewis come? How is the Derkster, we havent heard much about him lately. i had a better nights sleep, didnt wake up in a sweat for once. Kept feeling and prodding my side and I can feel a tiny lump, Harry thinks I am being stupid, but I can and its right where its sore, roll on the 20th. Off to the pub at 10am..........well <strong>somebodys got to

Morning Neddie - your DP sounds lurverly

Morning Trips - Lew gets here at 6.45am and he is raring to go My sleep has been rubbish since I was pregnant with the twins. Derkster is OK. He is a good Grandad and loves Lew.

Tomster (who despises PE!!) got a 5 merit award yesterday for PE They did trampolining and rugby. He has found two sports that he likes and is good at so he is a much happier bunny on a Monday - thank God!

Its early and yet trip wins quote of the day two days in a row......."nice wet one here" pmsl! Sorry about your side, bet you wish the 20th would roll round just that bit faster x. Could it be a hernia?

Neddie, tell us, tell us!!!!

Shabs, thats great Now Tom will not only feel settled but get a bit of sports respect too, thats great. Rugby? sometimes the Scotland team practice at DD1s school the thighs! Oh the thighs!!!

I have the gym class for the DTs today and then gran and mum.......and DD1 home to the station at 6.22pm. Meeting her at school sometime thereafter. No news is good news. No news is good news.

I've just had a banana, passion fruit and blackberry homemade smoothie and now I'm going to do 20mins on the cross trainer! GET ME!!!!! Standby.......hot towels, ice packs, and resuscitation kits needed in 5........

DPs dad is still in ICU. He asked to go on the commode yesterday. The nurses told him not to get off himself as he is so weak and his wound so big. Needless to say he tried to get off himself...... and fell. Poor thing. Now, it has to be reported as an official accident and he has to have all the tests again to check he has not done any damage.