D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

shabbster you fit in very well here, you are coming on the meet up aren't you

dingdong - told you my DH and I are never going to divorce cause neither of us want custody of DS!

He would have a face like a bag of frogs if I suggested that - he times me when I go for my apple juice to the corner shop.

In fact - I really dont like him.

Really, really dont like him.

all the more reason to come to brum then!

In fact ding dong he went for my 'Brainstormer' apple cider this evening from Booze and News because I had unlocked my chastity belt and he was worried that stray sperm would leap upon me.

I only married him cause my mam said 'he's not the right one and you will find out in time that I know what Im talking about'

Will give her credit she has never said 'I told you so' - well not this week anyway

oh shabster you're t'other side of the pennines from me aren't you? I really think you shoudl plot an escape HM and I will need someone less more responsible to keep an eye on our drinking

Where you from ding dong - I did History at school and never been any good at Geography.

Are you from the white rose place?

Now - ask me anything about the Industrial revolution - and Im there for you.

I am in fact Yorkshire born, but living in co durham, home of the railways...

FG - you're back!! Welcome home - now put down the bleach and the rubber gloves and go and stick your name down on the meet up thread, me and dingdong are seriously worried that it is going to be just the two of us getting pissed up in Birmingham!! I.e. the smallest multiples meet up in the WORLD.

Shabster - I am in lovely YORKSHIRE, yes thats YORKSHIRE, mwah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. But you probably guessed that frm my name

Marsy - hope your DTs birthday was fab, I am sure it was with you running the show. When do you have to head off to Jamaica?

Do they talk geordie talk in County Durham, sure they do.

I like a young lad with a geordie accent - not a particular young lad, anyone who fits that profile!

HM I feel sure we'll eat & drink enough for all the rest

I do like the geordie accent shabster

Harrogatemum - What do you mean from the name - wheres 'mum' is it part of Yorkshire??

Im getting on my own nerves now!

Going to watch eastenders - back very soon.

I know, its the most unimaginative name in the world! But it worked when I first came on here many moons ago (three years!) and it seems a shame t change it now, you see when everyone shortens it to HM, I cant help but feel like royalty!

welcome back FG

who is rl has the initials SM????? and is on my facebook please? cheers - I am guessing it is one of you lot

not me oooggs, infact I dont know anyone on here with those initials? ARe you sure htey are a Mumsnetter?

@On another note - can someone please put poor norris out of her misery, she is over on the other thread sobbing because she thinks no-one wants to share a room with her on the meet up, step up LG&T/Meely/Tkb/Mars/did I forget anyone?

God I feel like a bossy headmistress, am I acting like one?

Three cheers for Frump
Hip Hip Hooray
Hip Hip Hooray
Hip Hip Hooray!!!
Dearest Frumpy you have been missed, twas not the same without you though Shabster the newbie has provided us with lots of tittering, even though she comes from up north and calls me a soft paw southerner,and has spread untrue lies about me having nits, well not since the kids were in reception class! So good to have you home, take the seat by the fire and I`ll pour you a drink and even share my last box of choc covered nuts with you!

Emailed you once! Merly.

Good to see FG back. Baked a lovely cake that collapsed and was reformed into an amazing number 4.

Just going to sit quietly with some wine and my gorgeous eldest DD before phoning Jamaica again!!!!!!!!!!!

I go on Saturday before God's awake! Sigh... could do without it but if I don't go I know I'll regret it later.

Back soon!

she must be a mumsnetter cos I only have virtual friends on my facebook and we have 3 friends in common and they are all multiple mums - please put me out of my misery

Hope your mini Mars have had a lovely day Marsy xxx

Aw shucks I was begging for that

dingdong, I arsed up there but I'm getting to a point I don't actually care anyway. Keep it between us if you can, although I'm kind of laid bare now. Hope your back mends

Right, who are the newbies? Shabster, hello, you sound mad as hell. Should feel quite at home

Oh help ma boab, we're all here!

electronic & fizzyt have also joined us since you have been loafing about unable to get on pc

HM, I will pop over to the meet up thread if I can. What with lost connections and childrens illness I have missed the whole thing. I know nothing...........