"D'y ever wonder what Paolo would look like in my shower?" <<because I do>> For FG xxx

[largeginandtonic]

How are the pox today HM???

I can't chat. My head aches. I can only look at the screen for short spells. I deserve that really.

god I dont post for a few days and I miss French, pirate sex, clothes and shoes and FG getting drunk!!

Kelly - my flippers are a size 7.....so I guess quite small for my mammoth 5 ft 11 frame!!

WE have workmen here at the moment putting new soffits and fascias on (I dont actually know what they are), and they are LURVELY. I have been putting full make up on in the mornings, ha ha!!

Au revoir for now laydeez.....

poor fg, hope you feel better soon lovey
Hi HM, how ya doing?

will look for you Rose, not for the faint hearted though!

It was nothing do do with me, ho hum

Hi overrun and LG&T. I'm fine.....baby is asleep, DTs are at nursery. Did all the housework yesterday so having a chilling day.....reading my new Amy Tan book, watching the telly, drinking tea, eating cake and tonight DH is away so cooking myself a lovely risotto (he hates it) and drinking some nice cold white wine.

I may be spelling things wrong myself later!

I rather embarassingly bought Hello magazine in town this morning to shamelessly look at the photos of Liz Hurley's wedding day......

Hello all you yummy twin mummies, I just thought that I would let you know that there may be a new arrival in the world of twin's.
I assume that you have met Ooooggs, well she is on the april anti-natal thread same as me, well she was on line yesterday from in the hospital having some rather convincing contractions, her cervix wasn't open when she was chatting to us and now she has.........................................................................................not been on for a while

There may be some new arrivals

yay - good vibes to Oooogggs and the little Oooggs.

There seem to be lots of new babies round here lately

oooh is oooogs having twins, how exciting! Why havent we seen her on here I would like to know!!

Oooooh mini ooogs how exciting!

HM glad you are having a restful day, when do you collect the twins? Bed early for them all and i expect to see you here later misspelling and making us all chuckle

Search under 'find messages' Rosemerrin, and type in largeginandtonic and pirate porn in the boxes. It starts with SHOWOFHANDS on Weds 24th at 18.04. I just skimmed it again and PMSL.

Lunch time, yum!

collect them at 5, two hours of madness then they will all be in bed and I will be doing some serious relaxing and MNing.

See you all here later with glasses in hand!!

Hi ladies, feeling a little better but don't talk to me tonight please. Send me to bed.

I don't think thats the pirate sex post I was talking about. It was on chat I'm sure, it didn't start off about pirate sex it was just thrown in and the story just got bigger and bigger. It was hilarious. I will start a thread in chat and see if someone can link us to it......its worth reading again

this is the one I meant

Thank you. Brilliant!

PMSL at the thread......i had no idea!

Have made fishcakes for tea, such a faff. I had better not hear one sniffle or whimper about them at the table or im likely to explode.

Back to it

ta for all your positive comments about dress/shoes girls, have oredered the lot so will wait and see... I may even get DH to take headless photos for profile

FG you should be ashamed of yourself young lady I'm away this weekend for my future SIL's hen night, so will be in no better state myself by Sunday

congrats to tkb on weight loss, wish I had the will power to do the same but I am still going to the gym, 2-3 times a week [preen]

Had good new about my contract at work today too, so will be hitting the booze v soon, especially as my weekend starts here pinot grigio anyone?

hi dingdong, looking forward to the headless photos, I still love the peep toe red heels.

I can't join you tonight as I am not allowing one drop of alcohol to pass my lips tonight. Nothing must hinder my path to bed. Not even if Paolo stood naked in my hall........which is total bollocks because I would of course run to the bathroom, lock myself in for 5 minutes whilst I quick shaved the legs and slicked the eyeliner about

I will however keep swigging the water, about to start my fourth pint [whale] I do feel ok but I thought it wise to keep topped up. I have quite a lot to do tonight so I hope I can nail it all on the head early doors so I can sleep the sleep of the dead

good for you on the gym!

Kelly, how is your Aunts hair? Were you perfectly sober for it?

I was sober last night, unlike some

Hair went fine thanks, hope you are tucked up in bed now.

Right I'm here with glass in hand - wheres the parrrrtttyyyyyyyyy............!!!!!!!!!!

come on FG, join me in a glass of something cold and white.........

I have a glass in hand HM, cheers

hi dingdong, how are you doing!!

Just been reading a thread about drinking too much, making me feel a bit bad about my large glass of wine (and the two G&Ts I had earlier).........

oh I know HM, I always start the evening thinking I won't, but I invariably have a glass or 2 - rarely more than that though and I'm sure I have one or two alcohol free evenings a week...month...maybe...

dingdong - DD was born in Nov and I think I have had 3 AFD's since then

Oh I'm so glad its not just me is it a twin thing do you think?

hmmmmm no, as I was the same before they were born....I think its a modern day "life is stressful and you need to unwind" type thing. That could of course just be an excuse.