MLM Bot Watch 71

[Spongebobette]

Yes it’s the 71st thread focused on exposing the lies of MLMs and the deceptions practiced by so/called ‘leaders’ who recruit recruit recruit!
You will only lose money if you join their ‘team’ - don’t do it!

I found the one I meant. Same first name as yawn’s bff/ex bff. And runs a pest control company which could come in handy with the forever shite cockroaches:

I see the ‘summer recognition event’ did not include drinks - it’s a bring your own picnic and drinks affair. And they’ll give you a scone

on a boiling hot day like today!

So based off the invite for the Summer Recognition Party, Forever Living generously provided "cream tea scones" - nicely ambiguous grammar there as to whether that is a full cream tea, or the scones that go with a cream tea. But invitees were encouraged to bring picnic blankets, picnics, and drinks. Photos show an ice cream van but as there are prices up I guess people had to buy their own.

I haven't been to many corporate parties but most family summer fetes I have been to the companies have laid on the food and at least non alcoholic drinks free of charge out of the corporate entertaining budget...

Problem is, if bots are targeting people who haven't worked for a while, or who worked minimum wage for companies that don't do staff parties, then they might well be persuaded that FL is wonderfully generous just for holding a recognition party.

After indulging at a festival I can confirm that amphetamines do indeed quash one's appetite. Fun times were had but I felt like shit for several days afterwards. Taking speed-based weight loss pills is horrendously unhealthy and there are still unregulated products knocking about. Just say no, kids.

Now Ironbot is in Woolacombe! North Devon appears to be the mlm place to be 😭😭 I'm a bit scared tbh 🤣🤣

The constant Starbucks photos from ex BFF make me wonder if she’s hoping for some sort of influencer deal from them

Not many pictures from the success day. Clearly poorly attended, otherwise it would be all over face book.
Hottest weekend of the year in a mouldy tent, with a £3.50 ice cream van in the car park.
if they really cared about you, they would cover the costs for an ice cream van. £350 for them means nothing, but would mean a lot to the impoverished bots!

Yawn takes a photo of her dog; with the ride-on mower carefully framed in the background. Ghastly.

Thought I would see what Sleaze's take on the heatwave warning was - so far, so predictable.
They seem to have set up home in their local David Lloyd - with some luck he'll be out playing tennis at midday with no sunscreen on 🙏

Why?! Her garden isn't so big that it needs a ride on mower, a normal flymo would do, she really is the Hyacinth Bucket of the MLM world!

Has anyone else looked at the video Yawn posted on Instagram over the weekend when she interviewed one of her minions.
The video camera doesn’t lie😉

Room for a pony? 🤣

Maybe the mower is a replacement for the Rangey with a £700 scratch.
I don't see what other use she'd have for it except creating a gravel storm in her backyard.

Which would fling pea gravel into a window and shatter it. I know whereof I speak 😩

Its been a long while since I posted, but as a fairly close neighbour of Yawn's I often spot her out in the wild. So... yes, she's lost a bit of weight and looks lovely, but absolutely nothing like her profile pic on FB.
And, someone posted for help with her child's eczema on our local FB group yesterday and she pounced on it within seconds! It's the first time I've seen her do that in years, so yes, I suspect times are tough...
Oh, and she doesn't have room for a pony, but I do 😁

Great bit of advice from Yawn this morning. Whilst you struggle to eat during heatwave, might as well do a four day cleanse. Because starving yourself is so good for you. 🤣🤣

I also noticed in the success day pics that she put on her insta stories that the pic with Yawn, Supreme FL uk leader (I think it was) and new suitcase bot that it was definitely taken from a high (step ladder??) position whereas the other pics which didn't include yawn were taken at ground (normal) level

I didn’t spot that as was mesmerised by the cameltoe 😬

@Spongebobette I saw that and hastily looked away 😂😂

Me too @Spongebobette . I’m glad you mentioned it first!

yawn’s Insta interview with some poor woman is textbook. I can almost touch Yawn’s distain for the woman. She manages to get the woman to state she has an income of around £700 a month from FLP. The victim hopes to come off benefits and achieve the dream wedding, house and car. Imagine being Yawn and knowing full well what the outcome is going to be for this person ☹️

as she is on benefits I hope that she’s declaring that extra income

All I can see in that video is Yawn’s narcissism

That camel toe nearly took my eye out.

Both New Suitcase and her fiancé are FL bots. At the end of June on FB she was begging for orders to enable her to make it to new suitcase level, offering free entry to a raffle as an encouragement.

The raffle prize was sunscreen, and the winner is ………………………….…………. her Mum!!

Indeed @Spongebobette though I expect it’s a case of “nothing to declare”. I’d love to know how much she has purchased each month.

That dream wedding she and Fiancé (also in attendance at the Let them Eat Scones event) are hoping to have using the profits of her FLP biz … just don’t book anything yet…

The 'stepladder' pic is at the start of the montage reel that is above the interview vid on her insta. My mistake, Yawn is with new suitcase bot and I'm guessing her fiancé not the supreme leader in the pic