MLM Bot Watch 71

[Spongebobette]

Yes it’s the 71st thread focused on exposing the lies of MLMs and the deceptions practiced by so/called ‘leaders’ who recruit recruit recruit!
You will only lose money if you join their ‘team’ - don’t do it!

Yawn could have booked a couple of days in Ubers gaff. Would she get mates rates?.
Glad I was in another part of the UK when she went to the Trafford Centre . A local place for local people 😀

F&C - the whole thing looks like it’s already run out of steam. It’s turning into a little Britain sketch now.

Looking af castles mums post you’ve got to wonder what they say when he asks why they don’t meet their only cousins, seeing they’re all about family.

It looks like Sis has been claimed as a family myth, an idealised spiritual guide for Castle's business decisions and flawless daughter, sister and aunt to the clan.
The grief they must feel is real, and she may well have been an exceptional person. We have all lost such a person and dealt with it in our own ways.
However, her real tangible legacy, her own children and family (who will be grieving just as much, and more), has been airbrushed out of the narrative, presumably because aspects of it don't fit with the image they are seeking to create. There is definitely something unhealthy there.
I also worry about the eldest turret's apparent lack of any interaction with peers of his own age (except at the rather rare times he is actually at school, rather than featuring in Castle's 'living his best life' posts at expensive attractions on his own...).

Oh sometimes his school friends are invited to show offy parties which are opportunities for Castod to showcase her enormous wealth

I’ve always thought babies and toddlers shouldn’t go in hot tubs due to the chemicals used (as well as the temperature but presumably you can turn it down)

So Yawn feels so alive after giving up alcohol. It will be a different picture when she does her next C9.

I know a few people who have had contacts with castle, I am not surprised she is not invited to other childrens gatherings. Not a very well liked lady at all.

I have dipped in and out of bot-watching over the years and just dipping my toe in again now. I know who Castle is but can anyone give me clues or a PM to help me find Yawn? Sounds like her content is pretty entertaining.

(Sorry, I realise it’s probably a pain for those of you on these threads regularly to constantly get asked questions like this 😬)

Yawns first name is the first word (with an E on the end) of the song - ___ de lune
and her surname is the surname of Frank from Some Mothers Do Have Em

@waterlego that was for you

@waterlego surname the same as Michael Crawford’s character in his seventies sitcom and first name is the same as the actress playing the queen in The Crown’s first two seasons.

Brilliant, thanks both. I remember her now!

@ticktock19 great minds think alike, except yours is a bit quicker than mine!

Yawn has posted about her great rags to riches story highlighted by a picture of some sort of lean-to/shed on steroids. She says how it’s crazy to think they are now planning to buy a second home in the sun. All this is down to her home based business!

Really? I thought it was down to a massive directors loan after a brief bit of lucky timing in a pyramid scheme and a much longer period of scratching around for vulnerable people to hand over money they haven’t really got spare. Apparently this story brings Yawn to tears. Me too Yawn…me too…

I’m buying a gin palace that I’ll use from the base I intend to buy in Monte Carlo.

hopefully you are all impressed at my success and by the time we get to Botwatch 100 you will all have forgotton I said this. My only problem is that these threads don’t have a high enough turnover and I might not get away with it.

The tale gets exaggerated with each retelling

I remember when it was ‘ we were just making ends meet’ and now it’s ‘the bank were threatening to repossess our home’

There is no way that yawn is in a position to buy a house in the sun
she has a huge directors loan which needs 70k tax paying on it asap.
her existing house needs a new roof

if she has no much money, she’d have a proper gym room, a non chemical toilet and wouldn’t have dumped a shitty caravan at her parents.

I’m not surprised that castle isn't liked after seeing the way she treated her cousin and her family’s treatment of sis’s much loved husband and kids. Looking back at her Instagram, it’s clear how she loved them and they were her priority and not the revised version peddled by castle.

@YouOKHun 🙌😂

To be fair, Yawn could be stockpiling money like crazy as she's got nothing to spend it on - no friends, no nights out, no weekends away, no holidays; just the odd lunch in Cheltenham with Mr Yawn.

Re Yawns sons new venture. I assume he has a DBS , insurance, registration etc if he dog sits at clients homes.

FFS Yawn is now peddling exercise video and nutrition crap. She has no qualifications for either and judging by her recent story showing her hopping from one foot to the other with a couple of weights she is making it up as she goes along.

Yawn posted yesterday that she's booked herself on a Nutrition Course.

Might take one for the team and join her group!

Aren’t people getting bored with C&Fs timeline. It just goes on & on. I really hope no one loses money over this. If so then they don’t have the wherewithal to run a real business.

I don’t know why it’s supposed to attract people to your insane business to constantly be posting you are terrified about the next move

Personally, I always feel safer paying for business advice from people who incessantly bleat about not having a fucking clue what they're doing...

Lost you all for a while! ..place marking