MLM Bot Watch 71

[Spongebobette]

Yes it’s the 71st thread focused on exposing the lies of MLMs and the deceptions practiced by so/called ‘leaders’ who recruit recruit recruit!
You will only lose money if you join their ‘team’ - don’t do it!

🤣@Twentytwentyhindsight

I can’t believe the first term of Scamversity doesn’t start until September. How will they keep the momentum going? Professors C&F must have an awful lot of content to create before freshers’ week - I hope a trip to @YouOKHun’s gin palace is on the itinerary. Have the esteemed professors produced a reading list to prepare their students for the upcoming academic rigours? I’m sure they could partner up with an Usborn books bot to supply their library. Is there a wax crayon MLM? 😉

Ok, I've took one for the team and am in Yawn's weight loss group on FB. Can't wait to see how many new sets of ladders Mr Yawn has!

I assume it has to start in September because that's when university years start. And its a university. Though if it some revolutionary type of university it could presumably start the academic year at another time...

I got a FB and for the venture. 3 student hubs apparently. 1 on making your first million in network marketing. 1 on making your first million in coaching. And one on building a 7 figure product based business from scratch (based purely on castles experience with the planner business). Sign up for however many hubs you want. I note that castle will therefore be responsible for leading two of the hubs.

Well done
I predict the weight loss advice will include
C9
that new 4 day thing
aloe gel

@BSintolerant Do not forget that Professor Fierce has penned a great work of fiction academic rigour already and it has excellent ratings on Amazon (I’ll be putting that right in just a mo) so it should be part of the course literature. The Bodleian Library is for Haterz and doesn’t have a single Usbourne or Fierce book in it! How the fuck is someone with a first from Oxford meant to build an eleven billionty figure income by wasting their time reading big books with small writing and no forward from Ninja or Worre? Waste of time! Scamversity is where it’s at! Are those the tops of the Dreaming Spires I can see? No, that’s just the pointy bit of the pyramid 🙄

You’re all welcome on the gin palace I’m definitely buying but could we schedule the trip in 2031, no make that 2041? @BSintolerant if I have to hand you an oar it will just be a temporary boat and in no way a sign that all is not going well for me. I just want to make that clear. I might some help paddling out of Shit Creek.

@YouOKHun 🤣🤣

I can just picture CFBridge’s dreaming pointy bits of the pyramid. Is their library known as the Botleian - or “The Bot”? I wonder if they’ll swear an oath before they can get a reader’s pass?

I hereby 💯 undertake not to remove from the Library, nor to mark, deface, or injure in any way, any volume, document, pro-planner, crayons or other object belonging to it or in its custody; not to bring into the Library, or kindle therein, any fire or flame, or critical thought and not to smoke in the Library; not to dance upon its hobs on the Sabbath, and to leave my brain outside its doors and I promise to obey all rules of the Library, hun. 🤣

Botleian 🤣😂

just stepping away from academia a minute and into healthcare, I bring health advice from Sleaze who, as we know, is an expert on Covid, or would be if it existed, which it doesn’t. Though that’s been revised to it existing but being harmless.

“Don't forget no Suncream its toxic, stay in the sun until your skin goes a nice colour and cover up...Health is wealth...”

Ah I’d forgotten about that ‘power couple’

‘living life professionally’ whatever that means

‘We done 13 flights in one year’ boasts Wig

well I’m impressed.

@Spongebobette 2 out of 3 so far. Not mentioned the aloe goop yet but we've also had the FIT15 mentioned

Me too - that’s a lot of stairs.

I expect the business opportunity will come up soon (unless she’s only got people in there who are already FBOs)

She has FBO's in there. Someone mentioned they'd bought the 4 day rubbish and she said something like you should ideally buy it from me and the reply was "I'm a FBO owner"

What year is the power couple blabbing about. As they don’t believe in Covid & no vaccinations highly unlikely and they won’t want luggage piled high as they seem to wear the same clothes constantly.

I think Wig & Sleaze may be referring to the heady days of 2016 or 17 when they flew to Dubai to 'get educated' on one of their early Ponzi schemes. They trot the pictures out on a regular basis to emphasise their jet setting lifestyle, but at the time it was clear that they were just wandering around outdoors unable to afford to enter any of the buildings they were taking pictures off. I got the impression they didn't even have accommodation for the couple of days they were there!

Yawn's narcissism is incredible. Imagine having the audacity to market yourself as a wl guru and exercise expert after 6 months.

Probably whilst starving herself and taking lots of aloe shill.

And ramping the filters and PhotoShop settings to max...

But then again, Yawn became a world expert on online bullying, invited to make presentations in schools etc. on the basis of someone suggesting her incessant 'home improvement' posts were perhaps a tad dull...

I think it's interesting that Yawn deleted all photos back to 2019 when she started her weight loss journey in Jan.
Is that because
A) it would show the last couple of years' filtered pics and claims after repeated C9s were not exactly truthful
or
B) she can use really old photos and pretend they were from just before she started losing weight
or
A and B
🧐

its Orwellian. She could get a job alongside Winston Smith, altering historical photos to fit the current narrative

So castle wants to redo her 40th and trotted the same excuse for not celebrating.Let’s see if the Maldives comes to fruition shall we. Who is going to hold the fort

Whether the Maldives come to fruition will very much depend on how many mugs applicants there are for the BS (Huns.) degree offered by Emeritus Fellows C&F, who seem to be having problems maintaining any sort of momentum for their groundbreaking bid to break the monopoly of oxbridge and the Russel group.---- My take is that it will go the same way as the pool, peloton, veganism and so many other ventures.
@BSintolerant - Botleian, genius !

BS(Huns)! @Twentytwentyhindsight 🤣🤣

Will there be an MBA? A Mistress of Bugger All?

Oh you two are making me chuckle this afternoon

Botlean and BSc (Huns) lol!!

I may have accidentally reported a certain couple to trading standards for misuse of a protected term😬

I am so tempted to join Yawns weight loss group. Trouble is I’m a friend of a friend and she would wet her draws if she found out what I do for a living.

Which leads me on to a little suspicion I have. A mum at DS’s school lost a ton of weight rapidly a few years ago. I just thought she had done really well and just applied the rule eat less weigh less. The rumour going round school was that she had had a gastric sleeve fitted.
I suspect that Yawns weight loss is too good to be true based on all previous efforts. She wouldn’t be the first weight loss guru claiming will power when it’s actually down to medical intervention. We know just how transparent she is.