MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

[GoldenKelpie]

New Fred! Welcome all!

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How can bruv, an ex police officer, think it is acceptable to hide in a wardrobe and shock someone when they are half naked. Absolute twat.

He’s absolutely pathetic

I didn't realise Castle and Ping Ping Bot were mates.

Jeez, Bruv is treading on dodgy ground there isn't he!

Is it just me or do all the bots seem to have a complete disregard for the current worldwide situation?

I was wondering if maybe it's just that the people I know I know are more cautious than the norm (and that the bots are the norm)

All of a sudden they're all holidaying in groups with other families (Uber with at least 2 other families, Castle with 2 other families in the caravan, sorry...lodge). Now Uber's sister has flown somewhere with her family (after no doubt spending time with Uber and family who have just spent that time with other families in a busy Devon resort....). BBL has flown to Turkey having seemingly not bothered with social distancing throughout the last few months.

Do they not get it?

Currently people I know are cancelling holidays not booking them!! Any holidays people are taking involve minimum contact with others eg. we've just had a couple nights in a remote bit of Wales - self-catered, self-contained accommodation, just us 4, barely spoke to another person as we stuck to remote beaches and walks.

Yawn is pretending to have lost another stone.
She has reset her mind blah blah blah again.
Just like last time, and the time before that, and the time before that, and the time before that etc, etc, etc

Broke is suffering withdrawal symptoms from a very powerful drug. Seeing as he’s against big pharma, the CBD appears is out of the window then.
I wonder if his Ex used the stuff he bought her for Christmas?

Yawn is always banging on about “clearing the mental fog” during her frequent C9s which can only mean that inbetween doing the C9 her mind is totally scrambled

I totally agree @CompleteBarstool Although it doesn’t surprise me, the sheer brazenness beggars belief at times.

Listening to Steve Allen on LBC this morning who mentioned there’s been a huge increase in the amount of AVON sellers in the past few months. I didn’t realise they’re owned by the same group as The Body Shop. www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-53442934

I think there is a lot of creative accounting in that article (more likely pity purchases).
With fewer people working/going out who is going to buy a load of lotions/potions & make up at the moment (except Yawn)
You can buy everything online anyway and as many are struggling finance wise I do not think these products would be at the top of shopping lists.

I see Yawn has added a bit of a disclaimer about her 2 week break ...she's added that she'll still work a bit because she loves it so much.

We all know that the real reason that she'll be working is because she can't afford to take her foot off the gas for a moment. She needs to keep hassling her team, never a moments peace.

Yawn also said she is a terrible workaholic. Well, there is nothing good about what she does.

"Shopping for the wife"

Well played, Inteletravel. There is nothing quite like a good dose of gender stereotyping and misogyny to sell your holidays.

Fuck the fuck off.

"the wife"

I can't quite put in to words how much I hate that term.

And they call this sexist tripe “attraction marketing”. I despair.

Repulsion marketing

Its quite a long video from anti-MLMer Deanna but to hear her talk about the 2019 Nuskin income disclosure statement go forward to approx 40:40

"...the average sales compensation paid in 2019 to US brand affiliates at various levels...the average sales compensation paid to US active brand affiliates each month was $123"

"...In 2019 the average monthly sales compensation paid to US brand affiliates who earned a compensation payment was $6.94. Note that these figures do not represent a brand affiliates profit as they do not consider expenses incurred".

Here is the Nuskin IDS , read it and weep...

www.nuskin.com/content/dam/office/n_america/US/en/business_materials/distearnings.pdf

Sorry, forgot Deanna's video

Do people remember uber's friends who were sisters? They received a small cheque a few years ago. She was friends with them 25 years ago when I knew her.
Looks like one of them is now with ts shite.

Just looked at other sister's profile and looks like they both are with ts shite.
Bet Uber is very happy!

Looks like Uber's incredible invisible cheque is shrinking...

Her accounts have yet to materialise too!

Irish wonderwoman bot was looking at Range Rover cars.
Had to admit she was setting goals and not in the position to get one yet.
I could go to a local showroom and take a picture of a logo to put on Facebook if I was a twat too!

Any clues for Irish Wonder Woman? My first guess was WW's alias, but other than a bunch of "glamour" accounts (I use that term loosely) nothing botty pops up.

@acatcalledjohn Irish Wonderwoman has congratulated Uber on qualifying for Australia (on Uber's timeline) and used the same pic as Uber's sister