MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

[GoldenKelpie]

New Fred! Welcome all!

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@BSintolerant

The MLM Police on Facebook is all over this.

Stock has dwindled away to next to nothing, they just appointed a new CEO who allegedly has experience in dealing with mergers and acquisitions.

A number of Black status presenters seem to be in the know and are quitting the company.

There is a post on aibu where someone is asking if FM is an MLM as their goddaughter has joined up.

@9dartfinish2nd thank you! I will have a look at that page. Even if the stock has dwindled (presumably we have Coronavirus to thank for that) I suspect many garages and box rooms are full to the rafters with Younique. That said, any money made from selling garage stock won’t be able to flow up the pyramid a second time to line Jesus Christ’s pockets again.

Yawn has lost half a stone again. And is pretending she now fits in a size 14.

She's lost a pound or two plus water. She's so full of crap.

So Yawn will soon be 40 as I note a number of FL bots have reached this milestone. They are now old school.
I note ( from the same gene pool) that BBL, Sacked & Salon get a lot more likes/comments from their fan base. They may not be everyone’s cup of tea 🍵 but there is always new kids on the block.

Is the top ts bot who left them the one who is salon's fastest ever diamond in valentus?
How do these people get people to part with money? Her skin looks terrible, and she just looks rough. I'll stick to exercise and healthy good thanks!

*healthy food

@acatcalledjohn my inteletravel bot is doing really well at the moment on purely recruitment (400 + downline). I don't think she's ever sold a holiday. Don't know how she's selling the business to people in these times, but she is. She got in early about 18 months ago and is on the way to becoming a 3 star director. She was formerly part of Yawn's downline in FLP and never made it off the starting block.

@RelativePitch Inteletravel top bot...

First name the actress with surname Pfeiffer
Last name someone who makes bread

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@acatcalledjohn I know who you're referring to. Not sure if my bot is in her team, but I've seen photos of them at the same award and recognition days. I'd love to see the demise of Inteletravel because it is a straight up ponzi scheme, but sadly I think they're doing incredibly well at the moment. The numbers for UK recruitment just keep going up and up at quite a fast rate. I guess what makes it appealing is that it is only £30 something a month to stay in the running. When you compare that to other MLMs where you have to place £100s of orders per month to stay active it seems to be the most affordable. You're not going to end up with a garage full of goop to sell on Ebay.

Is the one I'm referring to is my hun's upline. She's a high up one then.

More tat in the yawn house! She has awful taste.

Oh wow. Sacked went in there with the wayfair child trafficking conspiracy

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3964552-wayfair-trending-on-twitter-sex-trafficking For reference!

Whut

Eeeeeeek Huns! I have a job opportunity for you!

You could work for Herbashite the company. An actual contract.

Found on LinkedIn.

Interesting article in today’s HeilMail on Sunday:

www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-7837095/The-inspirational-social-media-scams-ruining-womens-lives.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead

I’m sure it’ll irritate the bots we know and love beyond belief.

Hang on, I’ve gone back in time! This was published on January 12. Still a good article though.

Law of reaction is strong team! Castle is off to the Lodge got a holiday tomorrow for the first time in ages.

But first of all they're going to mix with another family (no social distancing of course).

And just to make sure they'll stick the boy in ultra close proximity to the visiting child by squashing them up together in a teeny teepee

Thick as mince.

I think the lady that has turned up is the new team superstar, I think she has reached manager really quickly? Castle must be treating her to a holiday in the lodge to show others what happens if they also achieve such greatness!

So, if Bruv has got the garage room, and the caravan is the new 'team incentive', where does that leave Castle's parents (hopefully as far away as possible from the colony of plague rats she is nurturing...)?

Does castle believe her own lies now?
She has has to stay distanced from her sis as she is vulnerable..
So her bro going to a house party, using the tube, then breaking travel restrictions in Wales to be in the same room with her didn’t happen?

Luckily his whole life is not plastered across insta.

Off to the lodge with GDPR bot it appears.

Bots are strangers to fiction. The cognitive dissonance must be awful to live with because we know they tell lies, they know they tell lies, and they know that we know they tell lies yet the carrying on lying anyway. What a way to live.