MLM Botwatch 56 - New Year, New Thread

[Jasmin82]

Bot-watching into 2020. Hoping it's a good year for all (and the end of MLMs - Hey, a girl can dream!)

Cozie!!!

It's definitely nurse, just seen her 'diary is open' post. It's a carbon copy of yawn's post.

Chats booked in eh? Chinny reckon

Ah so photobot is less cynically planned and more opportunistic. Still great way to shit on people you know.

Disgusting amount of fat shaming going on to sell shit you self slim C9 “cleanses”. Looking at you Uber & Yawn

first name a Disney mouse surname a body of water

Mickey Piss? I forgot about him. @hunzuncovered

Cozie’s alive!!!!!! (In my best Brian Blessed voice.)

I see the Law of Reaction is working on Yawn. Of course she’s got chats booked in. Well, she would wouldn’t she? (In my best Mandy Rice-Davies voice.)

My confidence would be at rock bottom if id been blamed over and over again for not succeeding in a business which works if you do.

Id feel like an utter failure.

Yawn isn't just a prick, she's the whole cactus.

@Whiterangey

When Forever goes tits up (and all of Yawn’s nooks and crannies are fit to burst) she’ll be able to extract her own cactus jizz. Yawn will be her own best customer.

Yawn isn't just a prick, she's the whole cactus.

Is it me or does Welshbot look pregnant in the "before" photo advertising C9?

How are you seeing nurses posts, do you need to be friends with her? I can only see old stuff

I can't find broke bot anymore. I know his name (I think!) . Help!

@acatcalledjohn 😂😂😂

I wouldn’t want to extract cactus jizz from that!

Hmm Nurse still posting about team members, today it’s Yawn’s BFF

@Underhiseye2 She does look pregnant in that first photo. Not that any of the devoted followers would point that out. There's lots of people saying "I'm in" but I'm sure they're all fellow Hunbots

If you have a few moments to spare, pop over to Google Trends, type in Forever Living Products, set the filter to "UK" and also "2004 - Present"
Pretty evident the terminal decline that they are in and very much ties in with 14/15 being the boom years.

If you are a bot who is lurking here and feeling mixed emotions about what you are doing then this is exactly the type of evidence which I hope helps you regain your critical thinking and helps you to get out.

Wow great tip, thanks!

Have screenshotted for anyone who’s interested

If you could find a list of UK Chairman’s Bonus cheques they’d follow the same graph, just a year behind.
Shows why, for camper, Yawn had a decent cheque in 2015, much smaller in 2016 and none at all since.

*for example not camper

Followed up with searches for Herbalife, Nu Skin, Isagenix and Juice Plus, All show similar patterns of boom then decline over the last 3-4 years.

Credit to the good people over at the Anti-MLM coalition for this discovery.

mlmtruth.org/2020/01/02/google-trends-is-your-friend/

Fascinating

Anyone noticed the declines in some MLMz yet Tropic is the opposite? I know more people involved in Tropic than I ever did in Forever. Some of the skincare products are nice, but it's so expensive!
I read that the founder is the most successful apprentice candidate ever.

This is worrying - highest interest over last 12 months for Forever Living

What’s also very encouraging is that those who are searching for MLMs are more likely than ever to discover anti-MLM posts that will hopefully discourage them from getting involved.

Yawn using the Australian fires to try and flig shitty c9s. What a horrible bitch.

I've seen bots already trying to cover their asses with the analytics post.

I'm sure there's already some chit chat going on high up the chain about every company or industry has its dips so all the more reason to come on now during the tough time and be rewarded for when it peaks again.

Christmas cards aren't sold all year round.
Roses sell more on Valentine's Day.
Totally not the same but they'll spin it however it works for them.