MLM Bot Watch 53: The saga continues...

[GoldenKelpie]

Starting a new thread on all things MLM!

lol Yawn is posting on Facebook local groups to find more people to fleece 😂

Will the FB local groups kick her out?

neither of those ingredients are listed I noticed that too! Very strange.

The whole blurb about the product just screams "made up gobbledegook" to me

Having a product sold in the states is far easier than having a product pass the UK regulations. I’d be surprised if it did receive uk sign off

A RevitalU bot has just admitted to me they had to take the Octodrine out of the formulation because people taking it were failing drug tests.

Having looked at the available scientific literature ( Google scholar filters out all the mumbo jumbo) there is an implied association between the carotenoids in Lutemax and eye health. But like many claims by supplement companies it seems to be based on a small study carried out on mice. It MAY have a beneficial effect on mice genes, but since the study involved feeding mice lutemax for a week then keeping them in the dark for 12 hours followed by exposure to blue light for an hour ( (probably with eyes glued open and after pupil dilation) then euthanising them before examining the retinal tissues for evidence of lutemax in eye tissues, ( sorry long sentence) we are unlikely to see any human studies along these lines.
Just for clarification I have no issues with vivisection but I believe that FL may promote products that are allegedly not tested on animals. It is very clear that lutemax has been tested on mice!

Yawn won't last long on local fb sites. Bots get ripped to shreds on ours now!

So in short, the new eye pill is full of ingredients that are available in other products for cheaper, and there is zero proof, and zero chance it actually does what the bots say it will.

I'm shocked.

I wonder if Nurse would care to explain her latest insta post? She’s been giving her son aloe gloop to drink for months and she drinks it herself every day; it boosts immune systems, don’t you know!
Her son now had a cold and she had a sore throat....not very effective then....

Oh but wait! The answer is more aloe gloop!!

Victoria Beckham was just lucky. There would have been many more girls the age she was who were more talented, but her face fit for the new girl group so she was chosen. They were then lucky to get the success they did.

She was then exposed to celebrities and her and David Beckham fell in love, she had the money from the spice girls, he had a ton of money from his career and this has enabled her to do everything else.

Like them or not, the Spice Girls bought a lot of joy to people through their music. I wouldn't call myself a fan but i've drunkenly sang and danced to their music before. They were entertainers.

There are no parallels between Victoria Beckham and Yawn. VB has provided jobs for many, jobs that actually pay. Everyone who worked on anything the spice girls ever did, make up artists, technicians, song writers, whoever did the catering, the films, everything, it's given money to people via jobs. Her fashion business is the same.

99.6% of people who have been in Yawn's downline have either not made anything, or have lost money. Those she recruits now will lose money, they will never make back the money they spend on their bizniz in a box.

Yawn knows this.

Yawn has nowhere else to go with her pretend business. She's tried recruiting her neighbours with those awful flyers, everyone she knows in person, has done endless presentations, now local fb groups. I would be very surprised if there are actually people around who are so out of touch that they haven't heard of forever living, especially if they have social media.

There is nobody left Yawn! Give up!

She is panicking, she is trying absolutely everything she can think of and it's not working. All the methods that worked back in 2015 aren't working. She is desperate for those cc's now.

I do wonder if she realises the dream is over or if she really believes things will get better.

Heads up Yawn, it's going to get worse, not better. Enjoy your house while you still can.

Really interested to see who qualified for next years global rally and at what level. Interesting to see who gets a cheque as well.

Apart from Bloodsucker who is Uber's up line I think?

I love that Yawn is back to the local selling FB pages. That’s such a beautiful fall from the top it makes me do a chef’s kiss, such is the deliciousness of watching her retrace her steps that got her where she was but now, the world has changed. The anti MLM movement grows daily. Bots are figures of fun. People are astounded that bots deny the very facts put in front of their faces regarding failure rates in MLM and they laugh at them, both behind their backs and to their face.

It’s over, Yawn. Give it up. Come join us. You knew we were right all along.

Oh god Broke is now shilling teeth whitening kits.

Didn’t he have a £30kpa door to door sales job a while ago? What happened to that? A criminal record check, maybe?

He’s absolutely laughable. I have genuinely lost count of how many MLMs he has been a distributor for now.

Yeah what happened to his charity job?

Yawns sobriety is tedious.

Oh the irony - Yawn is telling us to stop over editing our selfies 😂

You would think no one had ever managed an alcohol free weekend before.