Looks like the world and his cat know JV so why is it me (who doesnt at all) having wonky dreams about him
Regarding Kylie, a few years ago now, when I was 19 I used to go out with a guy who worked at a big nightclub in Blackpool. At the time it was the biggest in Britain and quite fancy and as such it attracted lots of big names of the time.
Pete Waterman (of Stock Aitken and waterman infamy) basically sent all of his acts there.
Well, my boyfriend was the 'laser jockey' (quite a catch doncha know and no, not a euphamism he actually did control the lasers/lights - the place was quite famous for its lightshow!) so I was, by association, his apprentice laser jockey - had my own business card and everything which at 19 I was insanely proud of! Who has the job LASER JOCKEY at 19?? Not my rat of an exboyf that's for sure, he told me he was 25 the lying toad, turned out he was 31 !
Anyway, I digress...so Rick Astley came, Donna Summer came etc and Kylie came. They had to use our control room to get changed in and my boyf sent me in to flick a switch to power up the lasers and Kylie was in there getting changed (on her own, no entourage, she had only just left Neighbours dont forget) and so I said Excuse me and Hello and she said Hi and made some girly joke about struggling to get her zip up and that was that basically.