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Gordon Ramsay is a F*cking cheat. Am I surprised...?

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Alexa808 · 23/11/2008 05:22

www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/83126/Cheat-n-two-veg.html?postingId=83607

The OW looks hard as nails, has written a book on being a 'professional mistress'. Just why am I not surprised? Hailed as celebrity family of the year. What a joke. Poor Tana, hope she gets her pound of flesh out of him.

Just what does a man need? A beautiful wife, 4 lovely, healthy kids, a thriving business empire, money galore...and throwing it all away for a serial mistress that looks cold as ice and calculating.

Makes you depressed, doesn't it?

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TheNewsMongrel · 23/11/2008 11:11

That's true cocodrillo, if it was Jamie, I'd be sad. I don't have a completely stone heart! That would leave people a lot more disappointed.

daftpunk · 23/11/2008 11:16

oh i'm sure jamies had a few northern dinner ladies giving him the eye..

GreenMonkies · 23/11/2008 11:22

I am not surprised, he's an arrogant idiot, I hope it's not true, but only because it's so unfair on his wife and children if it is, but in all honesty I expect he has been playing the field for years, and not just with this woman either.

thenewme · 23/11/2008 12:07

daftpunk you can't possibly know that.

Since his FIL has bankrolled him, alledgedly I wonder what will happen to Brand Ramsey now.

edam · 23/11/2008 12:18

I'm surprised he has the time, tbh, what with his business empire and all that media stuff.

Btw, 'the phone call' from a newspaper to alert someone they are the subject of a story does NOT come 'after the paper has gone to press'. That would be daft. What's the point of calling someone when you've already printed the story? They'd just get their lawyers to rustle up a friendly judge and slap an injunction on you.

And sleazy cheating men have been known to use the 'oh my poor wife, those evil newspapers have caused her such distress' in the courts. Self-serving twaddle by someone who is trying to avoid responsibility for their own shitty actions. It's the adulterer who is to blame for hurting their wife or partner.

Having your other half's adultery exposed in the papers must be devastating but there is an easy way for celebs to protect the innocent party - how about NOT having an affair or even NOT using your children to market yourself as the perfect family guy.

sunandmoon · 23/11/2008 12:18

Cocodrillo

But it must have be awful for his wife to find out that everybody knows about the cheating and the poppers drug by reading the newspapers..an poor kids!
The newspapers won't leave them alone just yet!

edam · 23/11/2008 12:20

Btw, often the celeb's publicist will have brokered a deal after the paper has made the phone call. It's entirely possible the Screws of the World had more dirt on Ramsey than was published.

Alexa808 · 23/11/2008 12:23

Am totally with you edam. "Having your other half's adultery exposed in the papers must be devastating but there is an easy way for celebs to protect the innocent party - how about NOT having an affair or even NOT using your children to market yourself as the perfect family guy."

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Alexa808 · 23/11/2008 12:25

Or: How about not telling everyone about the fantastic sex you have with your wife and how you're such a stud but only with your missus...

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mabanana · 23/11/2008 12:27

I can't say I'm massively surprised, sadly.

UnquietDad · 23/11/2008 12:29

I wonder if the mistress will now have acquired "sexually transmitted cooking skills" like Tana? Can we expect a recipe book from her?

(Hat-tip to whoever on here coined that phrase - I've forgotten who it was...)

notnowbernard · 23/11/2008 12:30

Agree with both of Edam's last posts

Aitch · 23/11/2008 12:34

ENTIRELY possible, edam...

nobodysfool · 23/11/2008 12:35

How sad and what a stupid man.
This must have really torn her world apart and i wish her lots of love and luck for the future.
I bet she feels like she has lost her world and that she is nothing and worthless but it's him that has nothing now.She has the love and respect of her family and children and i really hope she gets through this.She is a beautiful,witty and itelligent woman who deserves the best.
How very sad.

UnquietDad · 23/11/2008 12:36

It does seem an odd example of what I know as Fatal Attraction syndrome - cheating on a quite sexy wife for a hard-looking, mingin' mistress...

Carmenere · 23/11/2008 12:37

Twas me UD
I do feel slightly uncomfortable discussing this as I suspect there is every possibility that Tana is a mner. She is probably too busy to be on here today though...

edam · 23/11/2008 12:38

If she's an MNer, let's hope she's not going to take the same line as Jon Ronson's wife.

notnowbernard · 23/11/2008 12:39

I struggle to pity them too much, for the reasons other posters have already mentioned

Namely, the carefully orchestrated and marketed image of their family unit. Giving details of their sex life (I mean, please)

It's shit that a family may be broken up because of infidelity (kids etc) but these people use the press to their maximum advantage CONSTANTLY for their financial gain. Of course the gutter press will go to town at the merest hint of foul-play... and they know this, surely??

UnquietDad · 23/11/2008 12:39

I hope all those who regularly went moist over Gorgeous "bad boy" Gordon now feel somewhat foolish...

BrotherPan · 23/11/2008 12:45

sexiness and morality are quite separate. Being a tosser doesn't affect it.

lulumama · 23/11/2008 12:48

pan, are you coming to teh Manchester meet up?

sorry for hijack, edam has said everything i would have said, if i was bright enough

UnquietDad · 23/11/2008 12:51

I think the crisps are hilarious. That Gordon knows how to treat a slapper laydee.

BrotherPan · 23/11/2008 12:52

that's the big fat plan Stan, lulumama!! IN the printworks on Sat., though I have done feck all in getting myself on "A" list!
I assume you are too??

pamelat · 23/11/2008 12:54

If its true then poor children and what a silly man. His wife is beautiful (much more so than OW too)

lulumama · 23/11/2008 12:55

yes, naturellement. am on A list, will make sure you Z listers get a warm beer and a bag of pork scratchings.

there is a trhead in meet ups, you need to choose your meal and pay balance if not done so already.

was slightly concerned you were just calling me fat stan