Kimberley Quinn and SIMON HOGGART??? The NOTW has really lost it this time....

[JanH]

story (allegedly)

Des O'Connor?

Oh, stoppit, ewwww again!

it is a spectacularly juicy story isn't it

John Mortimer

it fascinates me because i couldn't actually shag a tory

not knowingly anyway

paul daniels i reckon.

so who will get the parts in the inevitable film?

Charles Wheeler
Bernie Ecclestone

SHUDDER @ paul daniels

Sobernoel, STOPPIT! I will be sick!

Spacedonkey are you suggesting that David Blunkett is in some way Right Wing?

bernard manning

Bernie Ecclestone has to be the worst

Rupert Murdoch

ecclestone really is repulsive isn't he

arthur scargill ain't pretty and has required lefty credentials

Hoxtonturkey, in the film it will be

David Blunkett - Jude Law
Kimberley Quinn - Catherine Zeta Jones
Simon Hoggart - Orlando Bloom
Stephen Quinn - Leonardo Di Caprio

hahahahahahahahaha!

lol sn!

I was thinking Daniel Day Lewis for Blunko with Holly Hunter as Kimberley

Can we get Brad Pitt in the film too- perhaps she'll turn up another mystery lover

Just dragged myself to the computer after a week of feeling bleaugh and this is fab rehab.

Tinker, I came close to needing pelvic floor therapy after your comment.

So, does she have a brown paper bag over her head or a stock of them to put onto theirs ?

Poor kid & kid to be..

ks, the DT ? surely you are not being assimiliated ? Mumsnet are here to help.

Or on ITV

David Blunkett - Robson Green
Kimberley Quinn - Amanda Burton
Simon Hoggart - Richard Griffiths
Stephen Quinn - Edward Fox

philip seymour hoffman as hoggart and william h macy as mr quinn