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Kimberley Quinn and SIMON HOGGART??? The NOTW has really lost it this time....

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JanH · 19/12/2004 11:41

story (allegedly)

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ks · 19/12/2004 18:07

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Tinker · 19/12/2004 18:09

Monty Don surely wouldn't get involved in such seedy shenanigans.

spacedonkey · 19/12/2004 18:10

One would hope not. But then I thought Simon Hoggart was above this sort of thing too.

Tinker · 19/12/2004 18:12

So did Mr Quinn.

ks · 19/12/2004 18:12

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JanH · 19/12/2004 18:13

Trouble at t'mill!

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spacedonkey · 19/12/2004 18:13

HOWL!

Caligulights · 19/12/2004 18:14

Part of me admires the woman's energy. Although I'd be more impressed if the men were younger - I guess if you're going to have several lovers at the same time, it's a good let out clause to have ones that are past their f* by date! Imagine if she was having to do the rounds with journalists and politicians in their twenties and thirties - now that would be energetic.

snowdonim · 19/12/2004 18:34

Just been discussing this with 17yo dd. Her comment? "Hmm, that woman does seem to have a problem keeping her underwear on."

motherinfestivemood · 19/12/2004 18:36

What's this woman got, dammit? I'm a perfectly personable sort of a dame, but find myself curiously lacking in offers to lunch and/or secret love nests. Not that I'm seeking them out, I should point out (although I might find myself tempted to linger in Mr Don's Secret Garden, should that be on offer) but somehow they don't appear. Are things different if you work in an office?

spacedonkey · 19/12/2004 18:41

What's she got? Low standards

motherinfestivemood · 19/12/2004 18:44

If she went freelance, you know, she'd spare herself a great deal of hassle.

PaRumPumPumScum · 19/12/2004 18:53

lol sd

TwoIfBySanta · 19/12/2004 21:31

What an odious woman she is. As if the lack of morals wasn't enough she seems to have no concern for the children who will one day read all about mommie dearests exploits (and the schoolfriends who will find it a great giggle.)

I wonder if throughout all the shagging she ever stopped to think about anyone other than herself.

sobernoel · 19/12/2004 21:40

Do you think DB leaked the info about Simon Hoggart (agree - eewww!) in the hope that Stephen Quinn would finally flip and throw her out?

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WideWebWitch · 19/12/2004 22:03

It really makes me shudder with revulsion if I even stop to think about it too long. but am strangely drawn to this thread!

JanH · 19/12/2004 22:04

Oh what a tangled web - oh what a total slapper - oh why are we all so fascinated?

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WideWebWitch · 19/12/2004 22:06

Jan, I just can't believe that an attractive, successful and (supposedly) clever woman could sleep with some of these men. She's weird if you ask me!

WideWebWitch · 19/12/2004 22:06

Go on ks, you can admit it here...you're...no, I can't say it, oh all right then... I will...you're a Tory

spacedonkey · 19/12/2004 22:07

I'm still chortling at the thought of her making them shout "REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH" when they're reaching a climax

WideWebWitch · 19/12/2004 22:07

snort!

LAMBda · 19/12/2004 22:07

anyone want to bet on who's the father of the baby who's on his/her way?

spacedonkey · 19/12/2004 22:08

can just imagine her making blunko sing the red flag in an ever increasing falsetto while she pleasures him

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