Messages to Sir Paul McCartney

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Dear Paul.
I am really sorry to hear that the thing you married is divorcing you and trying to screw you for some of your money. I don't think that she should be able to do this. I actually like you and I think that you are a nice person and an excellent singer/songwriter. I wouldn't give her a penny as all of the lies she has said about you must have been really upsetting. At least she's representing herself, her lawyer has a fool for a client.
I wish you well, you've had a lucky escape and now you can move on with your life.
Best wishes.

ah heather

"yeah 'you all stand together' alright and 'eres me staning a couple of inches below "

even now - even with the pegleg dent in my skull - you still make me laugh.

But I have to go to bed, I'm so tired now. If I dont' l'll need those fabulous Sesame Street puppeteers to move me again, and they never get the 'head to one side, mouth like a cat's arse' move right!

is stella a miserable cow?

she's the image of her father, in the face.

her colouring, however, is all her mother's.

few realise, linda was an eastman.

as in eastman kodak.

as in kodak.

she had no need of mccartney's millions.

cant help but lol at you paul

actually, the 'smacked arse' theme is what draws us all together, no? Girls?

maybe there is still a spark....your cats arse - my stump - lets forget our grievances and hop off back to Scotters!

expat dear, Linda's Eastmans had nothing to do with Kodak.

Sorry.

she won some kodak award didn't she?

and linz babe, which biscuit tin was it? Darling?

No, I wasn't related to Eastman Kodak.

'tis a commonly held myth.

I'm not surprised she's a bit miserable. Look at the trollop her dad married. I bet she's going 'I told you so'.

did they not?

i was under the impression she didn't marry Sir Paul for his funds.

perhaps i am wrong.

it's of little consequence.

he married Heather.

now he must deal with the divorce.

why do people follow this so much?

what difference is it?

Can you imagine a duller bunch?

The very big tin.

Behind the Super Noodles.

oh heather i fear stella is right.. ablooydgain.
a cat's arse and a stump, together, cannot be right in god's eyes. But I'm prepared to listen, despite the fact that you are a mentalist.

How can Stella be miserable? She has three lovely children. It seems she is happily married.

Ach, well, good for her.

Who cares?

ablooydgain = the marginally more comprehensible "abloodygain"

ablooydgain

Run that by me again please, Paul

I'm not saying that she is miserable (I don't move in millionaire luvvie circles!). She just looks miserable.

Oh, you did already

you mean the Oxo tin babes? I looked in there but it was just the usual delicious stock that you used. Bit confused.

i'll work on it overnight paul

you excercise your mouth a wee bit and lighten up on the 'chestnut haven' and we may be on to something

I must admit, I have only formed an opinion on the whole sorry shenanigans today, on MN. Previously, I didn't give a fuck. And I probably won't tomorrow.

also those veal fillets in the freezer are probably past their sell-by date? Not sure how to proceed.

Noooo.

Cupboard above the sink.

And have you cleared your toenail clippings out from under the sofa lately?