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Messages to Sir Paul McCartney

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avenanap · 12/02/2008 22:35

Dear Paul.
I am really sorry to hear that the thing you married is divorcing you and trying to screw you for some of your money. I don't think that she should be able to do this. I actually like you and I think that you are a nice person and an excellent singer/songwriter. I wouldn't give her a penny as all of the lies she has said about you must have been really upsetting. At least she's representing herself, her lawyer has a fool for a client.
I wish you well, you've had a lucky escape and now you can move on with your life.
Best wishes.

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HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:37

get yer laughin' gear round them shops Pauly I am off to wallop next doors pussy with me prosthetic

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:38

'chops' your mouths waaaay to tiny to fit round a shop!

Quattrocento · 12/02/2008 23:41

Heather, is it wise for you to be acting for yourself? What with your literacy ishoos?

GhostlyLinda · 12/02/2008 23:42

Woooooooo

Goooodnight.

And remember. I see everything.

Even that packet of pork scratchings you thought you'd 'hidden.'

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:44

lol Qatro!

SirPaulMcCartney · 12/02/2008 23:44

lol! both of you lovely wifeys.

I must go to bed. Hair appt tomorrow! Bit nervous, but what could possibly go wrong, with all my wealth behind me! I will surely get the best possible service available!

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:45

(ruptured uterus laughing)!!

expatinscotland · 12/02/2008 23:45

It can't go any worse than Michael Douglas's face lift.

UnquietDad · 12/02/2008 23:46

PS

George was the really talented one and never stooped as low as "The Frog Chorus".

WendyWeber · 12/02/2008 23:47

John was the really talented one

SirPaulMcCartney · 12/02/2008 23:47
expatinscotland · 12/02/2008 23:48

'Mother Superior jumped the gun . . .'

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:48

lol lol lol lol

sleep tight mi anal mouthed ex!

Tinker · 12/02/2008 23:48

Um, they were all talented! Well, jury's out on Ringo but...

MrsMattie · 12/02/2008 23:49

Sir Paul = Ebony and Ivory, FGS. He ought to be thoroughly ashamed.

SirPaulMcCartney · 12/02/2008 23:49

Mike's facework was great! It was his arse-work (cf Basic Instinct) which was .. you know.

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:50

PAUL

' i remember you making me replicate that scene'

SirPaulMcCartney · 12/02/2008 23:51

Aaanyways. Night-O Linz, Night-O Hez.

MrsMattie · 12/02/2008 23:52

Mickey Rourke. One minute he was the shaggable bloke in '9 and a half weeks'. The next minute he resembled Hilda Ogden-meets-Zsa Zsa Gabor. Shocking.

expatinscotland · 12/02/2008 23:52

um, nite, SirPaul, watch that dodgy ticker of yours, you know, probs tend to crop up at night.

SirPaulMcCartney · 12/02/2008 23:53
HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:57

paul...

look i have borrowed your hair dye specially so we could play this scene again ....check out my ferkin -it matches your chestnut haven!

HeatherMills · 13/02/2008 00:02

see there a go revealin me common side....

trainer over ere...

onebatmother · 13/02/2008 00:03

lol hez. can't namechange back again too exhausting for a man of my advanced years. But your lookin good babes.

PaulaYatesBiggestFan · 13/02/2008 00:07

night paul