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Messages to Sir Paul McCartney

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avenanap · 12/02/2008 22:35

Dear Paul.
I am really sorry to hear that the thing you married is divorcing you and trying to screw you for some of your money. I don't think that she should be able to do this. I actually like you and I think that you are a nice person and an excellent singer/songwriter. I wouldn't give her a penny as all of the lies she has said about you must have been really upsetting. At least she's representing herself, her lawyer has a fool for a client.
I wish you well, you've had a lucky escape and now you can move on with your life.
Best wishes.

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avenanap · 12/02/2008 23:08

coo-coo-cachew!

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ActorFrog · 12/02/2008 23:08

You have ruined my career

Where was my motivation?

The script???

And I only had two lines.

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:08

kenievel??

MrsMattie · 12/02/2008 23:09

Are you really shagging LuLu? Does she make you wanna shout?

expatinscotland · 12/02/2008 23:09

Um, if you can spare a dime, can I request you give it to Great Ormond Street Hospital?

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avenanap · 12/02/2008 23:10

PMSL! HAAAAAA. Poor bloke, and that poor child. Shouldn't have called her Beatrice.

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BarbaraWoodlouse · 12/02/2008 23:12

Sir Paul, you are worth an estimated £825m pounds. If nothing else, your (soon to be ex) wife already had a reputation for being a wee bit unstable when you married her. In hindsight, don't you think shelling out for a lawyer to draw up a pre-nup might have been a good idea?

SirPaulMcCartney · 12/02/2008 23:12

Yes indeedy. But my surgeon has done excellent work to resolve the most walrusy issues, don't you think?

He's really enhanced my look of permanent surprise, don't you think? I'm ready for the 21st century now, huh?

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:13

yeah 'you all stand together' alright and 'eres me staning a couple of inches below

WendyWeber · 12/02/2008 23:14

That depends which side you lean on, doesn't it, Heather?

MrsMattie · 12/02/2008 23:15

Why is Stella such a miserable cow?

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avenanap · 12/02/2008 23:15

Green cross code: Stop, Look and Listen.

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HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:16

this court case is damaging Pauls health - he has one foot in the grave...

mrsruffallo · 12/02/2008 23:16

I don't feel warmth for either of them

gibberish · 12/02/2008 23:16

Paul, next time you have to go through a divorce court, make sure you have a leg to stand on. Like your ex. Who has done exceedingly well out of it.

mrsruffallo · 12/02/2008 23:17

LOL MrsMattie-she is a misery isn't she?

GhostlyLinda · 12/02/2008 23:17

Woooooooooo

She'll never get his cash anyway. I've hidden it all in the biscuit tin.

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:18

Linda was lovely but hardly a bundle of laughs

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 12/02/2008 23:19

bd - thumbs aloft.

At least this wife hasn't inflicted strange pies and replica-sausages on the nation. I don't read the tabloids or watch daytime TV so she is completely invisible to me.

GhostlyLinda · 12/02/2008 23:20

I was funny.

I wore novelty jumpers.

MrsMattie · 12/02/2008 23:20

She's got a face like a smacked arse. Must be all that time she spends hanging round with Gwynnie 'sour-puss' Paltrow and Madge, eating macrobiotic mingingness.

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:21

bad hair though linda but you rode a mean horse

HeatherMills · 12/02/2008 23:21

did you play drums on Mull of kintyre Linds?

GhostlyLinda · 12/02/2008 23:22

You wear silly hats. And you're shagging your 'fitness instructor.'

GhostlyLinda · 12/02/2008 23:23

I'd like to see you play the drums. Huh? huh?