Messages to Sir Paul McCartney

[avenanap]

Dear Paul.
I am really sorry to hear that the thing you married is divorcing you and trying to screw you for some of your money. I don't think that she should be able to do this. I actually like you and I think that you are a nice person and an excellent singer/songwriter. I wouldn't give her a penny as all of the lies she has said about you must have been really upsetting. At least she's representing herself, her lawyer has a fool for a client.
I wish you well, you've had a lucky escape and now you can move on with your life.
Best wishes.

lol hez! Mind that skateboa.. sorry.

My big sister LOVED Paul.

I LOVED Michael Jacksn

We have been arch enemies all our lives. Tis true.

Gibber!
In all my borns I have NEVER heard that combo as being a fatal rocknroll set of opposites.

Beatles/Stones
Elvis/Buddy
Oasis/Blur
Beatles/Michael Jackson... NO!

I rest my case.

John may have written some good songs, but George never invited us all, to a dirge-like accompaniment, to "imagine no possessions" while sitting at a very smart white piano in a big expensive house...

tis truuueeeee! She is the only person in the entire world that i have had fisticuffs with.

she was much better at it though - i have the scars to prove it the beatles must have had a more violent vibe than michael...

imagine no possessions (because they're all in storage)

He only said 'imagine' didn't mean he was gonna do it

side point - dd4's name is imogen. little kids her name call her 'imagine'. always reminds me of jl and the white piano with yoko whatserhername hovering about

"Imagine" is such an over-rated shit song though.

I like John but I don't like that song.

Now uqd it does has rather a calming melody. Non?

Aaaw thanks obm

hah. melody????
wasgoing to say i like the words, but shame there is no tune

Pah! Some witches have no ear for music!

onebat-you are always so lovely. I like you

gibberish - I'd say catatonic...

Dear Paul,

I wish you well in your divorce case against your infidel wife. Unfortunately I cannot be there to support you because of an unfortunate wheel related accident.

Yours,

Mullah 'kin Tyre.

no ear for music???
I have HUUUGE ears
And play three instruments. So nah nah na nah nah

By the way, for years I heard:

"Me strollin' in from

[BIG BREATH]

The sea my desire."

catatonic

yeah well possibly. i'll give in and almost agree with you on this one thing

bearing in mind i thought the beatles in their entirety were pants.

Mullah!

is 'kin Tyre like 'kinell?

Not pants. Just a bit overrated in retrospect. I'm told one needs to listen to their entire oeuvre, though, burps and farts on "Anthology" included. Me, I'll settle for the "A-Z of the Beatles" on "Sounds of the 60s" with Brian Matthew (those bits when his voice suddenly goes all not-so-gravelly again as they are pre-recorded!)

Oh stop bragging giggle. I play 3 too.

Violin, recorder and the fool.

I like 'mullahed' wine myself.

So there are hopes for them UQD? I'm afraid my sister put me off them for life. As did Paul's googly eyes. Very spooky.