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25 Most Offensive Children's T-shirts

83 replies

Heated · 02/02/2008 13:45

From the Times

Edgy kids' T-shirts: tasteless slogan or hilarious joke?

  1. For the haves and the have mores
  1. Greed is good
  1. I?m this many (displaying a raised middle finger)
  1. All Daddy wanted was a blowjob
  1. Pardon my nipple breath
  1. I tore mommy a new one
  1. I'm more of a boob man
  1. F!#k the milk ? Where?s the whiskey tit?
  1. Motha sucka
  1. Playground pimp

  2. Lil Pimpin

  3. iPeed

  4. iPood

  5. Don?t forget to wipe my ass

  6. Wipe my butt sucker

  7. Binge drinker

  8. I drink til I pass out (just like my Daddy)

  9. What happens in preschool stays in preschool

  10. My mom is a MILF

  11. Kickin' ass and takin' naps

  12. Cuter than baby Jesus

  13. Me luv you long time

(There's nothing like having your daughter's shirt reference the slogan of Asian prostitutes)

  1. I'm gonna be hot

  2. I enjoy a good spanking

  3. Hung like a five-year-old

Something your los would wear or not?

OP posts:
morningpaper · 02/02/2008 13:48

I think some are funny

but not many

I don't mind:

  1. I'm more of a boob man
  2. Motha sucka
13. iPood 18. What happens in preschool stays in preschool

But the rest are grimola

sophiewd · 02/02/2008 13:49

Definitely not, some of those are truly shcoking.

alfiesbabe · 02/02/2008 13:57

Sick.

MaryAnnSingleton · 02/02/2008 13:58

all totally,totally vulgar

leoleo · 02/02/2008 14:00

!! Do they sell?

I don't mind the pre-school one.

Heated · 02/02/2008 14:09

The list comes from this article in the Times with accompanying pictures. Whilst some might raise a smile most just make me shudder.

women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article3289287.ece

For instance, who would buy the T-shirt "They shake me" ??

OP posts:
3Ddonut · 02/02/2008 14:10

Are these for real?

SheikYerbouti · 02/02/2008 14:11

Horrid

I hate anty slogan t shirt

I hate the "Here comes trouble" ones as well, but those in that list are vile

Blu · 02/02/2008 14:14

Well, if a child is a fashion accessory for an immature adult with a pathetic sense of humour, what can you expect?

Poor kids.

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 02/02/2008 14:28

Is there one that says "My Name Is Lolita? Are you shocked or stoopid?"

I think the list is urgh.

SorenLorensen · 02/02/2008 14:33

I can't believe there's a T-shirt for babies that reads "They Shake Me".

UnquietDad · 02/02/2008 14:36

"What happens in preschool stays in preschool" is the only vaguely funny one of that lot, really.

bunnyhunny · 02/02/2008 14:40

I tore mommy a new one?!?!?
I enjoy a good spanking?!?!?

who would let their kids wear such a thing?

OverMyDeadBody · 02/02/2008 15:09

Oh gawd.

I bet the people who come up with these don't have kids themselves.

Angeliz · 02/02/2008 15:15

2 or 3 made me smirk but i'd never buy them and most are vile!

ivykaty44 · 02/02/2008 15:20

Pehaps the slogan should be - whoever created the t shirt slogan is sick in the head

pointydog · 02/02/2008 15:37

good grief.

dd1 was given a t-shirt by a friend with 'WAG Wannabe' on it and I grit my teeth every time she wears it. Could have been so much worse

Ubergeekian · 02/02/2008 15:40

I suspect even the funniest T-shirt would grow stale after, ooh, ten minutes, but I did like the romper suits I saw in Oxford saying

"Spit on that hanky and I'm calling social services"

harman · 02/02/2008 15:54

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miobombino · 02/02/2008 15:56

I saw a boy aged about 6 or 7 wearing a T shirt saying Sex Teacher in huge letters.

hatrick · 02/02/2008 16:03

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twentypence · 02/02/2008 16:06

Ds was at kindy with a girl called Lolita. She had a brother but I was never brave enough to ask what he was called in case it was Don Juan or something.

pukkapatch · 02/02/2008 16:09

ds1 once had a swetshirt, 'if you think i'm cute, you should see my mummy'
i thought that was barely acceptable. some of these here are jost revolting

Divastrop · 02/02/2008 16:11

ipood and pre-school one are ok(not amusing but not really offensive),but really-hung like a 5 year old?!?

yes,good idea to sexualise little children so peadophilia becomes socially acceptable.idiots.there should be laws against dressing your child in such things.

Wilkie · 02/02/2008 16:12

MINGING

Once saw a 10ish year old girl wearing a t-shirt 'This Bitch Bites'

VILE